Brand New Phase of the Schmycle

Personally, I’m looking forward to the regular afternoon appearances of Day Drinking Bill!

Check him out for yourself at:

http://twitter.com/PodcastPair/with_replies
I would gladly pay for entertainment like this, especially the bits where he begs fake journimalists for links to conform his delusional dreams.

Dance, drunken monkey!

DAAAAAAAAAAANCE!!!

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

14 thoughts on “Brand New Phase of the Schmycle”

  1. I like how he is now basing his fuckup on 2-422(c)(2) but then not reading the rest of the rule.

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  2. I'm confounded as to why anybody thinks that he ever stropped day-drinking. It's clear from the podcast he made while Gail was dying in her own pee (and for all we know, his) that he was hammered the whole time.

    Of course, I guess he could argue that his exercise regimen cleared up the slurred speech that he attributed Parkinson's, but he'd look dumber than he usually does.

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  3. Ah, she is fake!

    Any REAL woman would have slapped him for calling her a dimwit:

    "Definition of "court facility" under Maryland Rules. Notice, "hotel room" not included in definition, Dimwit. @Redheadturkey "

    He probably should have copied Professor Hoge on that, so that "Honest, honey, I didn't mean you!" could be a viable excuse.

    Pro-tip:

    If she knows where you sleep, and can access it while you are sleeping, be nice to her.

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    1. Ah hell, a REAL woman would've slapped the taste out of his mouth for posting such an unflattering pic of her sleeping? comatose??

      THATS how we know it was a paid rent-a-lady boi in that particularly fugly picture.

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  4. When you say to hell with it.

    https://youtu.be/4TI2N4DjgnI?t=583

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  5. He thinks "court facility" and "courtroom" are the same thing.

    The judge thinks differently, hence, a summons to appear.

    Can't wait to hear how dumbfuck reconciles the two are the same.

    Also, his dimwit transvestite roommate responds that a judge declares what is a courtroom. I am so shocked that neither of them are lawyers.

    They are so precious. (puke)

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  6. Here's a pro se tip: When the judge graciously allows you to appear in court via Skype because you cannot drive, when you appear in court via Skype, you are in court.

    I can't wait to see how Bill deals with this in his Opposition to the Summons to Appear. I expect it will be epic!

    Oh, and after telling him you can't drive, sending him pictures of your car with documentation that it has four new tires and an oil change was pretty dumb, too.

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    1. Pretty sure there's no such animal as an Opposition to a Summons to Appear.

      That way lies bench warrants.

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      1. Shhhh!!! It was worth a try! "But your Honor, I didn't have to appear until you ruled on my Opposition!!!"

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  7. Frubak yurh, Krendlirbururuuuuur....

    Fruuuuuuu....uuuuuurh.........

    --glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug--

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