Someone is upset that there’s no thread here to talk about LOLSUIT VIII – The Fat & the Furryious.

So if anyone feels like saying something that would fit more comfortably within my very liberal commenting policy than in the more decorous environment provided at Hogewash!, have at it.

UPDATE: And here, 

We see the monkey and mophead DAAAAAAAAAANCE for me!


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

37 thoughts on “Apparently…”

  1. All I can say is I wish I had hours a day to pick my ass and lick pussy.
    Deadbeat Fuck

  2. I'm surprised nobody has commented on what he wrote about Soulmate 4.0's cat.

    Is it Ashterah or Dianna who says, "I can't even-" I myself can't either. Ewww....

  3. Given the way that shit keeps growing on his face, I doubt he'll live to see the end of this lulzsuit, leaving the blow-up dolly widowed twice in a year.

    1. When that fat fuck finally waddles off this mortal coil...

      There will be joy in the land.

      The end.

  4. Someone needs to go update encyclopedia dramatica.

    I'm surprised he didn't sue them as well.

  5. Only Wailing Willie can imagine that an invitation to comment is an invitation to defame.

    I have read all the comments posted so far. Not one is defamatory (hints: truth or public figure (limited purpose) or obvious hyperbole or embrace the power of and).

    1. He was an on-hour personality; that makes him a public figure in my book.

  6. You see Mommy Judge, they write mean, but true, things about me. If I say it's defamatory then it is. LAW AM NOT LAW, SCHMALELDT AM LAW RAWRRRRRRRR. Plus the mean poopy head blocked me from seeing his website. According to SCHMALEDT LAW he isn't allowed to do that. I don't care what YOUR laws say, let's just go by SCHMALEDT ok? Please Mommy Judge?

  7. I'm in too good a mood, too suffused with hilarity, to say anything that wouldn't pass muster at Hogewash.

    The best part is he really means it. He's not doing it for a goof. He thinks he's learned from past mistakes [despite making ALL of them ALL OVER AGAIN]. He thinks he figured out how diversity works, because he's only suing one person per state and he thinks he knows where everyone he's suing lives, this time. He's not doing it for a goof!

    The pathetic earnestness of the whole thing is what really gets me. He really believes that there's no value at all in going to law school, to actually reading the law you're trying to sue under, to having the slightest lick of common sense...

    DUMBFUCK turns out to be a compliment. He's not actually smart enough to qualify for "dumb."

    1. Otto West: Don't call me stupid.

      Wanda: Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?

      Otto West: Apes don't read philosophy.

      Wanda: Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not "Every man for himself." And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.

      1. Fredo Corleone: I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!

        Question: if Fredo filed a LOLsuit, would he start by spelling his name, "Fredo Corlene"? Would he change who he was suing midway, but forget to take out references to Tom Hagen (as he might of realized suing an actual lawyer might double the pain)? Would he base his claims on the 18th Amendment, long after it was constitutionally invalid?

        Answer: Probably not.

        Conclusion: Bill is dumber than Fredo.

        And Fredo got some good looking tail, not Face of Sarlacc like Bill. Though Fredo really liked that sex show down in Cuba, and we know Bill noted his participation in Japan...

        1. Oh, sure the sex show thing. Just another of his mountainous pile of lies. Seriously, who the fuck believes a Japanese stripper let him put his warty nub anywhere near her? The whole thing reads like a high school outcast bragging about the the time he snorted three whole lines of marijuana. I'd bet money he never set foot in the place he describes. Who the fuck believes he got his tubby ass across a room fast enough to tie with anyone, much less that waddle-speed would be the criteria for participation in a sex show? That a spontaneous game of RPS would be the tie-breaker?

          It's fun to mock him as a tranny-humping adulterer for it, but the whole story is low-grade bullshit. Look at him! Even the pic when he was young show what an indolent lardass he was whenever he could get away with it. He probably has never had sex he didn't pay for, even if it was with a wedding ring.

  8. I'm just really surprised he can't own up to his "shit eating grin" when he took his sun burned face photo.

  9. I love how the chunky monkey wobble slab has never heard of Zombie laws, and thinks that something that is word for word exactly the same now as it was when it was struck down constitutes an "amendment".

  10. I have to say, it's extraordinary that Blob is garnering legal advice from a jail house legal expert, yet feels Aaron's legal knowledge is tripe. This is all most entertaining, yet what a pain the the ass for those in this group pulled into the muck by the largesse that is Bill.

    For the life of me, I can't fathom how insanely stupid that purple-haired screech owl must be to think Bill has a leg to stand on. Either her Google is broken, or she is so desperate for human attention, she's (it is a she, right?) willing to hang out with human waste. What a fucking pair. The stench in that hotel room is probably a hearty mix of sweat, flatulence, and dirty teeth.

    Carry on, fine crew. Ye are all heartier souls that I. Blob makes me want to vomit my lunch.

  11. Goiter? I don't even know "her"!

    Looks more developmentally disabled than any Hoge photo I've ever seen.

        1. That's a whole Chinese phone book.

          But it takes up space between what on humans is between the mouth and the shoulders, therefore, not Bill. Bill looks like a giant unpopped zit.


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