U MAD BRO?

Because you seem a little upset.

Things don’t seem to be going your way, and it seems to be getting under your skirt.

I mean, under your skin.

I really hate to see you like this. I hope you will let me know if there’s anything I can do.

…to make u more mad bro.

Kthxbai.

 

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

9 thoughts on “U MAD BRO?”

  1. Tires slashed?

    That's kid stuff. Most likely, it was done by some teenager that Bill cut off in traffic, or raged at in public.

    Adults know how to do real damage to a car, stuff that will total it, like bleach in the gas tank. (Forget about sugar in the gas - urban myth).

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    1. Those tires weren't slashed. They were clearly rubbed against a curb for a significant distance (maybe due to poor motor skills?) and blew out the sidewalls as a result. Bill is trying to claim that someone else did the damage he did to his own property.

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    2. Induced poor motor skills due to copious quantities of JWR . . .

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  2. Poor little cowardly Biwwy. Has to make shit up to try and gain sympathy. Guess what? No one is buying your shit. Even the cops that are refusing to investigate you obvious lies.

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  3. I'm probably the only, or one of very few members of the Horde, who has actually slashed a few tires. I've also destroyed a few tires via sidewall abrasion, on rocky trails, off-roading.

    It doesn't look the same, when those things happen to a tire.

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    1. As for the slash part let just say I have practiced on owned tires, as to the second not only have I destroyed a few tires but also wheels--lived in a place where all the curbs were cut granite with very heavy snow and ice.

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