— Carolina Iconoclasts (@PodcastPair) April 30, 2017
Even if it were true (and we both know it isn’t)…
It isn’t true any more, is it, cowardly, sand-squirting pussy DUMBFUCK?
What happened to this big brave badass?
— Carolina Iconoclasts (@PodcastPair) April 28, 2017
Constantly bent to the will of his Imaginary Raspberry Soulmate, I’d say!
It’s clear by now that Jake is jerky and Boris has been BBQ’d.
I wonder how StGotCU feels about being left behind like every other family member he ever pretended to care about?
What about the Zombie Horde? Will the blowup girlfriend simply ditch when he tries to take over the gaming setup himself, or will DUMBFUCK run out the first time the imaginary voice tells him to pick up his own damn socks?
Whose “Long Con Fu” is stronger?