So I Guess The Great White Plagiarism Hunter Has Lost His Mojo

Used to be, not so long ago, that if John Hoge posted something on the Internet, you could count on a DUMBFUCK to stick that post into Google and call John a plagiarist for repeating a joke.

(Remind me to tell you the one about the lardass cripple who hired a flatbed truck and a forklift to haul him to court – it’s a really good one!)

Recently though, DUMBFUCK seems to have lost the knack for searching the Internet for thing other people have said.

Over at Cabin Boy Unread (no), a commenter named “Bob” took issue with the whinging that DUMBFUCK was aiming at Jason Chaffetz over his assertion that it might come down to a choice between paying a premium for the insurance or picking up that sweet iPhone.

Bob pointed out that long before Rep. Chaffetz spoke out on Sunday, President Lightbringer was saying essentially the same thing:

As you can see, DUMBFUCK’S response was as filled with grace and charm as anything else he’s ever written.  ALWAYS WITH THE BUTT STUFF…and especially so when the commenter in question shares a name with his monoplacental twin!  I wonder if there’s some deeper meaning there…

But it seems…what’s the word?…QUEER! that a DUMBFUCK so skilled at finding quotes on the Internet would go begging for help in this instance, when it’s right out in front of God and EVERYBODY to find.

Copy. Paste. Search. Result.

5 seconds, tops.

Whoo!  Somebody get me a cold drink, I am exhausted.

UPDATE:  After deleting a comment wherein “Bob” provided the linkage DUMBFUCK requested, “Bob” reposted the video. Sadly the archive does not retain the image, but I feel confident it is the same video posted above.

So now we have a record when DUMBFUCK deletes this comment too, during work hours at KMCN-FM.


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

12 thoughts on “So I Guess The Great White Plagiarism Hunter Has Lost His Mojo”

  1. Ooooooooooo.... posting on COMPANY TIME!!

    Isn't that a FEDRUHL CRAHM in the Fatass Turd Ferguson rules of jurisprudence?!?!??

    I seem to remember him contacting employers of people who hurt his fee fees doing that very thing.

    What a CONUNDRUM!!!!1!1!11! ELEVENTY!!

  2. So you are telling us that William "Stolen Valor" Schmalfeldt of KCLN MAC 94.7 is not only blogging on company time but is talking about butt stuff too? Say it ain't so! But it's good to see that he is consistent in his cowardice. Deleting comments that he can't argue with are a hallmark of the mewling pussy.

    1. Contact Vanessa Witterling, her email is publically posted at the Iowa Broadcasters Association website

  3. Truly he would not be working his side job as editor of BU while on the clock at the radio station.

  4. That looks like Disqus, you know.

    Tsk tsk, Bill. It's easy to find you through that.

  5. Attempting to keep certain individuals honest is a sisyphean task indeed, but bravo HZIC!

    1. Your Grace,

      I think it's a little more along the lines of Hercules and the Slovonian Stables, personally.

  6. He is in Iowa now, I am sure he will become very familiar with these little jewels.

  7. Krendler, it looks like you're going to have to reset the Team Kimberlin Forgery Accident clock.

    Oopsie poopsie!

    1. Little one that he stole.
      Kept it in a jar by the door with Eleanor Rigby's face.


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