I am hoping that my followers will be happy for the fact that I was not killed during the eastern Iowa tornado outbreak tonight. #climate
— The Fat Man (@FatManPodcast) March 7, 2017
Congratulations on evading your much-deserved fate for one more day. God is too patient sometimes.
Gosh…I wonder what caused all those hundreds of thousands of Midwest tornadoes in the thousands of years before before #climate was ever a thing.