Good Afternoon, DUMBFUCK!

“Trump is a pathologic baby man.”

Says the sixtysomething year old man in adult diapers who claimed to be unable to function without his 24/7/365 Captive Nurse. Until she died, and then he magically got all better.

Says the elderly manchild who lies without compunction about anything and everything, merely because he can, not because it serves his self-interest.

Says the toddler (not because he’s young, but because he’s too obese to keep his balance except with a flatbed and a forklift) who has no interest in anything BUT himself (and any other STUFF having to do with people’s BUTTS), as evidenced in how he always paints himself the victim of the UNFAIR!!! but entirely predictable consequences of his own bad acts.

I got a broken irony meter here, anybody interested?



Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

10 thoughts on “Good Afternoon, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. Why would that Lyin' of Lebanon Lardvark think for one microsecond that President Trump gives a flying fuck what he thinks? About anything?

    Of course, NO ONE gives a flying fuck what he thinks. About anything.

    1. Not true.

      I care, but only in the context of "Oh, look! New material!"

  2. So far President Trump has been right close to 100% bill close to 0%.

    Case in point:

    Not a Trump supporter.

    1. This guy sounds like he is an understudy of someone we all know of and disparage. I mean forging emails, quoting of nonexistent people.

  3. Mr. Fakinsons never stops making me laugh, especially when he continues to inject himself into conversations where (a) he isn't wanted and (b) nobody cares in a futile attempt to be part of the conversation.

    It reminds me of the old cartoon of the two dogs, one big and one little, where the little dog is yapping around the big one asking what he he wants to do today.

    and you KNOW he is just DYING to vomit out his schmaltarded opinion on the radio, but he knows if he does it then it will be "adios muchacho". It must absolutely KILL him that he actually has to do IRL what he should be doing on twitter.

  4. Wasn't it the libtards who insisted for 8 years that speech similar to what Williams "Fakinsons" Schmalfeldt currently working for 94.7 FM in Clinton, IA used against the president be considered "treason"?

    Why yes, yes it was them.

    Hmmm. I wonder what changed.

    and he is worried about Trump killing free speech? LMAO!


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