17 thoughts on “Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. If I were a resident in Bumfuck Iowa, I would be checking the cheesy drape store for recent thefts.

    Just saying....

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  2. Just can't seem to make up his mind what his "personal style" is -- Pleather-jacketed tough guy, or bag lady. Or something worse. I wonder how he decides with each selfie.

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    1. I think he just kind of rolls around in a pile of dirty laundry and whatever sticks to him when he stands up is his outfit for the day.

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    1. What neck? Has anyone ever *seen* his neck? We have pictures that are decades old that still don't show a neck.

      How did he get into the Navy without a neck?

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      1. I think he had a neck in his basic training photo. He probably traded in for some Stolen Valor salad.

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  3. I don't know what you are doing, Shakes. Be careful. It probably isn't very healthy for you to dip below 400 bills.

    I just want you around for a long time.

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  4. I'm confused. That looks like a standing work station. How can parkyboy work there? Mayhap a plever clan on his part to sue the station for failure to make a reasonable accommodation?

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  5. Well, since Ringling Bros. are shutting down, at least their tents have a place to go.

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