28 thoughts on “Caption Contest”

  1. 1. Receding chin line
    2. The skull dents are from Vietnam Lebanon Japan ground breaking surgery dangerous GS-13 step 6 work falling over while petting my dog
    3. What’s happening to my right ear?
    4. I look just like my father mother MOTHRA
    5. I can’t wait to roll this turd when I’m done

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  2. - "I am sorry to tell you Mr. Smith, but your hemorrhoid has developed eyes"

    - Rancher Bob had to take his bull to the Vet, because it's ball sack kept mean mugging him and freaking him out!

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  3. A picture is worth a thousand words. Except this one. This one is worth only 5. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???

    BTW, he looks like King Kong Bundy's retarded cousin. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/2a/ac/17/2aac1704853fb29f116237a0ebeeb123.jpg

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  4. - In today's News: Scientists claim to have discovered the origin of the Gonorrhea Virus (see enclosed picture) in a dried out, but preserved Baboon ball sack.found in the Sahara Desert.

    - Webster Dictionary announce that they have added a picture next to the new word "Butthurt"

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  5. "Why did I mail horseshit to myself again? Damn you, executive functioning! Damn you all to HELL!"

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  6. I know people like to say those are dick dents, but they are really weak spots in the skull collapsing into the vacuum within.

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  7. No self-respecting Sontaran, female or male, would go near that thing. Too unattractive for them, far too much the coward, and has much worse people skills.

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  8. "Bring out the Gimp."

    "Gimp's sleepin'."

    "Well I guess you best go wake him up then."

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