The Good Faith of DUMBFUCK Bill Schmalfeldt, Observed

Based on years of observation, I believe the conclusion a reasonable man can draw from the fact that DUMBFUCK Bill Schmalfeldt has proffered some sort of settlement offer to John Hoge is this: DUMBFUCK has once more – temporarily – lost the will to engage in battles that he has no chance whatsoever of winning.


A reasonable man – no genius he – could predict that such an offer is heavily weighted toward a safe escape for the idiot making it.  A reasonable observer would surely know that Schmalfeldt the Sand-Filled Pussy finds himself backed so deeply into a corner that his only hope of freedom absent consequences is to don the disguise of courtesy and conciliation.

And a reasonable man should respond, “There ain’t no wolf, kid.  Shaddup.”

Because a reasonable man knows this about Internet Tuff Guy Bill Schmalfeldt and his delusions of reason:  every bit of it is Slovenian horse shit.

Bill Schmalfeldt is a liar.  Bill Schmalfeldt cannot be trusted.  Bill Schmalfeldt is a worthless pig.  Bill Schmalfeldt is due for a lesson in manners and consequences.

For what it’s worth, I once tried to impress upon this fat piece of shit that our CHOICES determine our ACTIONS, our ACTIONS lead to CONSEQUENCES, and the RESPONSIBILITY for the CONSEQUENCES lies squarely with the person who made the CHOICES in the first place.

Here’s a shock:  it didn’t take.

Want proof?  a little more than five weeks ago, this DUMBFUCK solicited an offer from John to settle.  This was John’s offer:

A couple of key phrases in there…

  • It is my best and final offer.
  • It is not negotiable.
  • You may take it or leave it.
  • This offer expires at 6:00 pm on 20 January, 2017.
  • Given your potential liability if the court were to award damages for Count XII equivalent to the statutory damages I could recover in a federal copyright lawsuit, you should view these terms as quite favorable.

And three days later in a TOTALLY NOT shocking turn of events, Tuff Guy Bill Schmalfeldt shat all over that offer on his blog (which, sadly, has gone the way of all Schmalfeldt related blogs…except this one!) with many refrains of “Go fuck yourself Hoggy!”

If I recall correctly (and I do, because The Internet Is FOREVER), Badass Bill’s final offer was

Forget me. Drop me from the suit.
And then, go fuck yourself some more.

But that was then.  I’ll bet the tune is a lot different now.  And I’ll bet we’ll all find out just how much at COB today.

It’s hard to be a badass while signing the “CONQUERED” line of the unconditional surrender agreement.




Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

12 thoughts on “The Good Faith of DUMBFUCK Bill Schmalfeldt, Observed”

  1. How can this Fat Fuck think another settlement offer might be in the cards after his actions last month? The public spectacle he made by shitting all over Mr. Hoge and his offer was outrageous. Schalfeldt behaves like the January 20, 2017 settlement offer and his public reaction to it never occurred. The vile, disgusting and hateful comments he made to Mr Hoge regarding the offer were unbelievable.

    I'm looking forward to Lard Ass revealing the settlement offer he made yesterday. It will be interesting to see the reactions of all parties involved.

  2. I'll go out on a limb and say that Bill "Stolen Valor" * Schmalfeldt of KMCN 94.7 FM in Clinton Iowa won't publish this offer because everyone will get to see him groveling before John Hoge and begging to be let off the hook......again.

    * Stolen Valor, for those new here, refers to those who claim military medals and/or service they didn't earn or perform. There is definitive documented proof from the US Navy itself that Bill was pictured wearing medals he didn't earn. He also claim to have been on the beach of Lebanon which also turned out to be pure fiction. He has also publicly admitted to shirking his duty in the Navy as frequently as he could. I sure hope the people that listen to the afternoon drive on KMCN 94.7 in Clinton Iowa know WHO they are listening to. Just google Bill Schmalfeldt. Preferably on an empty stomach.

    1. My experience in that part of the country [I've been to Clinton many times] is that they would be a bit, shall we say unforgiving, of Stolen Valor types, even today. It may be the Schmalrus' "town" but he's probably be fortunate to not get run out of town were his background widely known.

      1. Well his whole family allegedly got run out of town when he was younger. I'm surprised no one has figured out he's back.

  3. I await in gleeful anticipation to see what kind of "Settlement Offer" Sir Shit Stain has proposed to John.

    That would mean more Point, Laugh & Mock material for us.

  4. We all know the great white Lardvark wont actually publish what he actually sent Mr Hoge.

    Oh no, he'll claim he sent a polite, reasonable settlement offer
    He'll claim that it was both fair and just towards both parties.
    He'll claim that if only Hoge wasn't BLINDED by his "vindictive" need to attack poor widdle Biwwy, he'd drop this DOOMED!!! lawsuit...
    He'll claim a lot of shit, but wont actually publish what he actually sent, because then we'd see how hes trying to beg his way out of corner he has boxed himself in to.

    And he knows we'll all PLM even harder than we already do.

    Take the Cure Dumbf5ck, at this point, its your only hope of getting out of the suit you brought upon yourself with your own behaviour.

  5. You know, I was contemplating something from the prior post.

    Why on earth would Mr. Hoge care, at this point, what his readers would say to ANYTHING Cabin Boy puts up?

    The ram has touched the wall. Mr. Hoge is no longer interested in settlements. Even if we were inclined to counsel restraint, rather than cheering from the sidelines and eating popcorn, I don't think it would matter.

    The avalanche is coming; it is too late for the pebbles to vote.


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