25 thoughts on “You Know You Thought It”

  1. It's amazing that some people look in the mirror and think "Yeah, this makes me look good. Makes me look cool". Bwhahahahahahahaha

  2. It's too bad that David Spade isn't around to hit him across the face with a two by four....

  3. I can't wait to see the face of the woman when she finds out she is the object of his desire.

    What do you think will happen first? She tazes him? Pepper Spray? Knee to the groin? She dies of a heart attack?

    Asking for a friend conducting a study on the sexual harras.. err habits of Parkinson's infected men with ED.

  4. What the hell is that sticking out below the bottom of his jacket? Are those pajamas? What the hell man, get it together and tuck up that shit.

    1. Hey, cut him some slack. He had probably been sucking up that gut for 10 seconds by then. With a brain as small as his he probably should have been dead.

    1. I have noticed an increased number of hits from the Chicago suburbs lately...


    1. Yep. Gots his arms all bowed up like he's ready to go out and be the last man standing at the barfight.....*snork* oh man I couldn't hold it together any longer on that one, its just so damn funny/pathetic watching him try to act out his internal mythology. I could get through it when it was just text but the visuals just put me over the top.

      1. More like first one hit his knees with his dead marble pouch up near heart somewhere.

  5. Are you fucking kidding me?
    I live in one of the two gayest cities in the country, if not the world. (some of my best friends are gay)

    That jacket and hat scream "really old leather daddy that spends 12:00 PM to 5:00 PM at the Leather Bar. Fishing"!

    The only give away that he's still in the closet are the shoes.
    No old haggard Leather Daddy would not be caught dead in hat, jacket, and white sneakers.
    Probably saving up for the black boots, Dumbfuck?

    Are you fucking kidding me?
    $20 says he's wearing an Amazon ordered cock ring

    What a hick.

    1. That, I can sympathize with.

      My hat size is 8 7/8, which is a XXL, very difficult to find off the shelf.

      I generally order mine straight from the maker. Of course, I order mine bespoke, too, so it's not really a problem for me, just for cheap bastards like Cousin.

      Schmalfeldts run to large heads...


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