Unhinged Liberals’ Serenity Prayer

God,
(wait, what?)
Grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
(like the fact that I am smarter than anybody
and anyone who disagrees with me is an idiot
who should keep their stupid, racist
opinions to themselves or get
punched in their Nazi face)
The Courage to change the things I can,
(like the fact that Illegitimate Donald Trump lost the popular vote,
isn’t really the President,
and should be removed from office by
any means necessary,
preferably by women wearing giant vagina costumes)
And the Wisdom to know the difference.
(wait, what?  WHAT???)

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

4 thoughts on “Unhinged Liberals’ Serenity Prayer”

  1. Step One: We admired we were powerless over election results and that our lives had become unmanageable.

    Step Two: Wait! What?

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