Sure it took him a couple of loooong days to think up something that met the very lowest standards of humor (his own), but he got there in the end.
— The Fat Man (@FatManPodcast) January 13, 2017
Never mind that the whole story was a 4chan put up job with not even a single disgusting yellow drop of truth to it.
The King drank it down like lemonade on hot Saturday afternoon.
Who expected less? Show of hands?