Monkeys Gotta Dance

Well played, @mayberryville!

Well played, indeed.

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

12 thoughts on “Monkeys Gotta Dance”

  1. Amazing how fast he can shift from plaintive pleading "please oh please looks at the proof I offer up to you" over to arrogant demanding.
    I can almost hear his common law father yelling at him "Ain't no one gone have none of that artsy fartsy self-awareness in my house boy!"

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  2. Yep, it's the typical DumbFuck documentation dance. Post something that's not complete or illegible and shout that it proves ever stupid thing he's shouted for the last ten years.

    Seems his jacket is made of the purest Pulloutliner. The bestest leather ever made by man.

    And look at that label. He thinks this is a legible picture. Guess now we know what the world appears like on a steady flow of JWR Lite.

    I simply love the gloss of that plastic leather.

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  3. If nothing else, the retirement home remake of "Cruising" is a look. There's no disputing that.

    Or the shit that's still all over his face.

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  4. https://twitter.com/FatManPodcast/status/824390803552432133

    Hey, DUMBFUCK, are you finally going to rename it "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!!! Unmasked?"

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  5. This just needs to be said.

    Hey Bill Schmalfeldt:

    Green Bay Packers 21

    Atlanta Falcons 44

    Green Bay will not be Super Bowl Companions this year.

    Why does auto correct not like "Schmalfeldt" keeps wanting to change it to "Schmaltzy".

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  6. "Note label"?

    As Bill is fond of saying, FOCUS!

    What a maroon! But I bet he looks totally badass in that on the Scooty-Puff!

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