You Know What Would Be Hilarious?

Wouldn’t it be a laff riot if that ban
message, which Bill Schmalfeldt describes as “incomprehensible, gin-fueled babble,” and which Fifi the Magic Bifocaled Poodle calls “Authentic Frontier Gibberish,” was functionally and structurally identical to this piece that got Schmalfeldt banned by the alt-right hatemongers at…Daily Kos?

Yeah, that would be pretty fucking hilarious.

But I thought DUMBFUCK was a brown liquor man?


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

6 thoughts on “You Know What Would Be Hilarious?”

  1. You know your are good when you can get some one to not only troll themselves but also a fellow idiot.

  2. funny how most of the Zombie Horde knew EXACTLY what you were parodying...

    but the Dumbfuck who wrote the original had (and probably still doesn't) no clue...

    Here's hoping 2017 is the year Shakey finally takes the cure!

    Happy New Year Horde!!!

  3. Ahhhhhhh, you should have kept him on the hook longer. It was hysterical watching him trash his own writing. Probably the first time he's honestly contemplated how absolutely stupid he sounds.

    Oh and Fi Fi the wanna be Pedo? Thanks for confirming what a giant loser you buddy Bill is.


    This is a bald faced lie, you fat fuck.

    BTW, who did WI vote for?

  5. The Fat Man

    I have already informed those who need informing. I am resigning my position as editor of Breitbart Unmasked effective immediately. #tlot
    9:33 AM - 1 Jan 2017

  6. Well you fat fucking waste of carbon.... you finally got something partially right.

    It was incomprehensible babble, but it was fueled by JWR.

    You dumb fucking cockholster.


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