13 thoughts on “Bill Schmalfeldt + One Atom of Influence”

  1. Seems to be awarding Bill Schmalfeldt, holder of teh sacred clockwork urn of truth, or something truthy, I don't recall and neither Bill nor I was under oath, but you seem to award both Bill and Kurt, many, many, many atoms of truth that are neither deserved nor recognized by Heisenberg and/or Fermi. So these truths are imaginary. Not like Fermi, where imaginary is result of quantum stuff and not the result of complete and total bullshit. So Bill is giving off Heisengerg bullshit, which is different from Slovenian bullshit how, exactly?

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    1. Eichenwald is a Newsweek reporter who appeared on Tucker Carlson's Fox News show a couple nights ago. Tucker didn't do much but ask a couple questions about "wtf has happened to our media today?" And then he let Eichenwald ramble on for several minutes and self-immolate.

      Sound like anyone we know?

      Following that, Eichenwald puked up a 46 tweet storm complaining about how Tucker wouldn't let him answer the questions he steadfastly avoided answering.

      Sound like anyone we know?

      Then he proceeded to delete most of those tweets.

      Sound like anyone we know?

      And of course, right-wing Twitter, or what's left of it, let him have it with both barrels. Now, Eichenwald also happens to have epilepsy, which I didn't know before this. Someone sent him a strobing .gif in response to one tweet. His next tweet was something like: "This is his wife. You caused a seizure. I called 911 and you're going to be arrested."

      Sound like anyone we know?

      This was of course followed by threats of FEDRUHL CRAHMS! and LOLSUITS! and SHARK LAWYERS WITH FRIKKEN LASERS!

      Well, maybe not that last one.

      Sound like anyone we know?

      Except Eichenwald passes for a real journalist.

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      1. Shark Lawyers with FRIKKEN LAZERS?!?!?

        Maybe that is what the NO NECKED NIMROD needs for his next Lulzsuit...

        He has tried just about everything else and failed...

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  2. Dude... I was following Eichenwald's tweet storm and was frikken DYING when his "wife" reported the heinous tweet assault.

    And the FIRST thing that crossed my mind was how Schmalbalz does the same type of shit (just less successfully).

    The libtards over at DailyKos are losing their collective shit over the great seizure attack. It is glorious!!

    And I haven't had this many lulz since someone mailed the jailsuit to a neckless fat fuck in a double wide.

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  3. Latest Twitter spew from the Lyin' of Lebanon:

    "Hatred of anybody never solved a thing. Let's let our love for our democratic republic be our motivating factor. #NotMyPresident #tlot"

    I can't believe his computer didn't explode from the self awareness/irony singularity formed by such a statement by Bill Schmalfeldt.

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    1. If Faky Shaky McDumbFuckTard, keeper of the Truck Stop Whore Tomb Time Keeping Device wanted to express his love for the United States as he claims, he'd take the cure!

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  4. A Question to contemplate: Have you ever seen Fatty McFuckTard speak while Kurt Eichenwald is drinking water?

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