The Cubs May Want To Update The Parade Route From Last Time

  • Start at the women’s suffrage center
  • Continue along past the child factory workers taking a smoke break
  • Turn right at the big pile of horse manure
  • Go past the Chicago Cholera Clinic
  • Skirt the edges of the ruins of Mrs. O’Leary’s barn
  • Turn left at Pete’s House of Not Yet Completely Rotten Meat
  • Shun the Irish
  • Turn right at the Buggy Whip and Lamp Oil Emporium and Telegraph Office
  • Conclude the parade at the World Has Never Been At War Memorial

shamelessly stolen and modified from @sportspickle on Twitter

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

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  1. LOL!

    Here is the planned parade route for realz for anyone interested:

    http://abc7chicago.com/sports/world-series-2016-cubs-parade-will-be-held-friday/1587015/

    Oh. And, if you haven't seen it already... do not miss watching this Budweiser video.

    Just. Wow. #HolyCow

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-harry-caray-budweiser-world-series-20161103-story.html

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