Was your daddy’s ass particularly appetizing as a child?

Or was it your mother’s ham pressed up to your nose that made you this way?

Perhaps Monoplacental Bob was just a better rassler than you, and you got too much of his tasty cheeks as a young’un.

Or did it start in the Navy? Is this why you went back for a second enlistment? 

Seriously, what is it with you and the butt stuff?


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

9 thoughts on “Why, DUMBFUCK?”

  1. Even gheyer-than-a-three-dollar-benny-boy sailors have standards.... they wouldn't have been seen within a nautical mile of that round, rotund, repulsive sack of fail.

  2. Blob is actually one of triplets and Mama only had two titties so Blob had to suck Pop.

  3. Maybe if the repulsive reprobate wasn't so incredibly vile, or wasn't such a lying laardvark, or such a putrid perv, the blithering buffoon would have a blog following, or at least a friend. Maybe it's own abandoned children wouldn't be clear they want nothing to do with the grotesque ghoul.

    But the dementia-addled and depraved DUMBF5CK is thoroughly convinced that the abject FAILure that has been its entire miserable, wasted existence has always been the fault of others, despite the one clear common factor.

    Until the fat freak figures out the source of FAIL resides in its broken mirror, and zillions of selfies, and does something about it, it can look forward to its remaining time fouling this earth being much like the prior decades. And it can continue humiliating its vile self by advertising its all-consuming envy of its betters.

    1. Howie! Good to see you 'round these parts, my friend. Don't be a stranger, y'hear?

  4. Do the nuns at Canticle and Juniper Courts approve of Bill Schmalfeldt's fascination with anal-oral sex? I thought Catholics...um, never mind. 😛

  5. Y'all know that the Fat DumbFuck's tweets are not about John Hoge's acolytes, they are about his envy.

    You see John has a lot of people that visit, comment and follow his travails of having to deal with the Fat DumbFuck and Pedophile friends, and DumbFuck has NONE, ZILTCH, NADA, ZERO, not even his pedodiddler friends visit his inane rantings.

    And that makes him jealous and envious, and his butt hurts real bad.

  6. In todays thrilling episode, Lonely Conservative tells the bumbling journomalist with malignant intentions to fuck off and the pony he rode in on.


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