15 thoughts on “In The Matter of Leonidas v. DUMBFUCK”

  1. William "Hey, I only WRITE about raping cub scouts, I don't actually do it" Schmalfeldt likes to see himself as a powerful warrior. Unfortunately for him, everyone else who comes in contact with him for more than 48 hours knows what a mewling pussy he really is. Cry-Bully

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    1. Or however long it takes to google the loathsome loser, and read its own whiny, attention-seeking, dementia-addled, depraved words.

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  2. Shakes' major complaint on this one is more likely to be that he was -shopped onto the image of a person with, shall we say, an "African-American tinged voice."

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  3. For Brett is kind. He will not require you to stand. He will permit you to kneel. So he can look you in the eye.

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  4. "Come Dumbfuckonidas, Let us reason together. Oh, I see you are fresh out of Reason. Well then, let us go and cruise for misshapen truck stop dollies because I see you are fresh out of that too."

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