What just happened?
Scawwy. I so scawwed.
I will blog what I want to blog.
I will tweet what I want to tweet.
And I know that Buzz Punko-Makes-Ladies-Blow-Chunko will see it all. Because he’s certainly not looking for me.
Oh, wait – I have a new follower on Twitter!
Even a ridiculous, sand-pantied, skirt-hiking runaway pussy DUMBFUCK knows that RIDICULE IS NOT A FUCKING TORT, any more than BUTTHURT is. And automated emails from third parties (like WordPress pingbacks or Twitter notifications) are NOT contact, whether a weeping, sand-filled, nutshuffling cockfaced pussy comes looking for it or not.
So, Zombies, always remember – you come looking? You get what you get.
What the hell is he gonna do? File a RICO lawsuit or something?
I’d like to see it.