Hello Zombie Horde…yesterday I received three completely unsolicited emails. If you would like to see them, please email me at email@example.com.
When you get the emails, please don’t click any links you might find. You might be offended by something, and that would be YOUR FAULT… NOT MINE. So don’t click any links. That would be almost as fucking stupid as cc’ing an uninvolved third party on an email.
Buuuut it’s not like it hasn’t happened before, right agiledog?