Seen on Facebook

Sometimes whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two M&Ms in between my fingers and slowly squeeze until one M&M cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn’t crack becomes the champion. Then I grab another M&M and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of M&M gladiators. I do this until I run out of M&Ms and when there is only one M&M left standing, I send a letter to M&Ms brand with the champion M&M in it with a note attached that reads: ‘Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.’


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

One thought on “Seen on Facebook”

  1. I have a feeling the person that wrote also likes to torture kittens and puppies because it make them feel good.

    The kinds of people are results of putting safety labels on ladders and lawn mowers, their parents should have been flushed from the gene pool and not allowed to propagate!


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