The pictures tell the story.
A lot of this, for sure:
He’s probably feeling like this…
…but I seriously doubt it was caused by keeling over while petting his girlfriend’s (Seriously? Girlfriend?) dog…
— Will Munko (@MunkoTales) August 2, 2016
…because let’s face it – with the verified internet history of a demented cyberharassing troll like Sphincterlips Sandysnatch, the only girlfriend he’s ever going to have will be getting an EXORBITANT hourly rate…up front. In cash.
Then again, he’s got quite a lot of familiarity with that lifestyle.