How likely is it that anyone is going to jail on the say-so of a DUMBFUCK?

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

12 thoughts on “Oh……kay”

  1. That word, #evidence... I do not think it means what you think it means, DUMBF5CK.

  2. Oh, I think there's exactly one who'll almost certainly be locked up on the fat freak's say-so. The only question is whether the loathsome loser will talk its vile self into a jail cell or a 5150 first. There's no doubt that both are in its repulsive future, imo.

  3. This makes how many times now that Hoge, Grady, Krendler, Howell, et al were going to jail for FEDRUHL CRAHMS!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!one!!!!!ELEVENTY!!!

    I've been laughing so hard at a DUMBF5CK I plumb lost track!

    1. He really thinks he gets to play prosecutor, judge, AND jury, as well as determining the sentence (because the verdict is always a forgone conclusion) which is always completely out of proportion to the alleged crime.

      The postal inspectors have still not hauled me off to do federal time. I'm not going to bother holding my breath waiting either.

      1. "Let the jury consider their verdict,’ the King said, for about the twentieth time that day.
        "‘No, no!’ said the Queen. ‘Sentence first — verdict afterwards.’
        "‘Stuff and nonsense!’ said Alice loudly. ‘The idea of having the sentence first!’
        "‘Hold your tongue!’ said the Queen, turning purple.
        "‘I won’t!’ said Alice.
        "‘Off with her head!’ the Queen shouted at the top of her voice. Nobody moved.
        "‘Who cares for you?’ said Alice, (she had grown to her full size by this time.) ‘You’re nothing but a pack of cards!’"

    1. I know, right? Let's pretend, once again, that his whole theory isn't bugfuck crazy. If he was, somehow, in possession of the original letter, still free of both his fingerprints and printer ID. What else would he have? A couple of comments, which he cannot prove were posted by who he thinks posted them, neither mentioning a letter, on what is purported by him to be a copy of a blog that was created specifically to send him on wild goose chases and otherwise scramble what little wits remain to him.

      Further, the letter was never entered into evidence, so it's simple existence means absolutely nothing to anyone. Is he going to also attempt to prosecute Neal N. Bob for the "Dear Mommy" letters written under DUMBFUCK'S name?

      It wouldn't matter a whit, even if he could prove his entire hair-brained story.

      1. I laughed heartily while relating yesterday's monkey dancing. He truly is delusional.

        Phone train and the layer is thick, low and soft, this morning.

  4. !Parky-eleventy Deathrattle!!!1!! Schmeltdown?
    He's brain dead/near-death, but the fingers still nerve-type!

    Viking funeral on Lake Winnebago?
    Or just stuffed remains in a Hefty, thrown off the side of the interstate?

  5. I'm actually having a hard time remembering what you're supposed to be charged with? The forged letter? He keeps saying Krendler is going to jail. But, all Krendler does is write things that drive Bill Schmalfeldt mad. (Golfer joke: That's not a drive, that's a put.)

  6. What the ever-loving fuck, Shaky? Get back to work, you lazy fatbody!

    1. bwahahaha

      Cheer up - - if the lying laardvark didn't pass out, it may have been "working" on an amended complaint. Or even a whole new FAILsuit.

      Better stretch those lulz, (former) people!


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