Could you at least try something different, if not necessarily original next time?
Make a departure and think of something that you don’t do yourself, like
- “he pulls the wings off flies”
- “he throws firecrackers at puppies”
- “he shaves hamsters before playing Lemmiwinks”
- “he forces the kitchen staff to randomly mix earthworms into the vermicelli”
Anything! Go to some random phrase generator site for inspiration.
Or, what the hell – just keep on being the predictable stupid DUMBFUCK we know and love.