If I wanted to look at a textbook freak out meltdown, I’d read the archived tweets from when you sent yourself a Tupperware full of horse poop, or when the letter you forgot you sent to John showed up.

THOSE were some epic meltdowns.

And FUN.


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

10 thoughts on “I Dunno, DUMBFUCK…”

  1. I hope that hot ass blonde from the law firm that drew the short end of the straw shows up in court.

    Not the dude, Shakes. Put the nub back in your diaper.

    1. He'll never figure out how much happier he would be if he could stick to it.

      I guess you could say he needs to "embrace his inner pussy."

  2. I'm going to tell someone's grandchildren about the Slovenian horseshit Feldtdown someday.

    As for Golden Showers Schmalfeldt, I wouldn't let him around anyone's grandchildren. He has weird ideas of what kids need and the bladder control problems to back them up.

    1. According to self-humiliating and self-described Happy My Wife Died woo hoo TheMerryWidower, its adult offspring agree with you and don't let it near their children.

  3. lol, Billy's just venting his butthurt at the fact his frivolous lolsuit hasn't made us STFU


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