Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

What happened?

Why did he do it?

Did he break it?

Was it guilt?

Or did it just…wear out…like she did?

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE KEURIG??

WHO ELSE IS HE MAKING COFFEE FOR?

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

20 thoughts on “Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. Is that volume 1 of the his 100 book collection 'How much of an Asshole is BS'

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    1. Oh and Krendler, is it stalking to look closely at a published photo to determine whether a self-declared pauper is really a spendthrift?

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    2. Good catch. If the skull and crossbones are supposed to warn others that the fat freak is toxic, that's a good thing whether or not it's court ordered. But it should be more clear, imo. 😉

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    1. No, that's approaching the amount of paperwork you BRING to get a single restraining order. If you want to be thorough about things.

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    2. It should be painful to be so repulsive; I mean other than painful for the people looking. That look on its ugly face though... I can't be the only one who recognized that "crapped in my pants" look, right?

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  2. PROTIP: Don't try to run JWR through a Keurig. It won't end well. If you must, brew the coffee (with water, DUMBF5CK!) and then add your JWR.

    https://media4.giphy.com/media/Y2nbrJyAR6RiM/200_s.gif

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  3. Good grief.

    The Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt has gained even MORE weight. He is huuuuuge!

    Hope he has money for cab fare. No way is he going to be able to waddle more than a block in Chicago.

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    1. I need more coffee this morning!

      here's what I was referring for Shaky's transportation

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYqc01tDB3M

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  4. Whenever I have seen a baby with that self satisfied look on their face, it was because they had a diaper full.

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