Bill Schmalfeldt (Google Alert Level: BUTTHURT) Said:

I will share the things I want to share. If you are offended by anything you read here, I might suggest that you not visit here again. If you do, and are offended again, that will be your fault… not mine.

Wow, I think he’s only tried to ply this “Do as I say, not as I cyberstalker” line about two hundred forty seven time previously. I predict he will follow this advice with the precise level of self-awareness that he has displayed throughout the rest of his miserable life.  By which I mean, NOT. AT. ALL.

Because double standards much?

I suppose props are called for here because he has decided not to use a pseudonym anymore…except on Twitter, where he is @liberalgrouch16. Though I’m sure he would proudly use @BillSchmalfeldt if that handle weren’t still under PERMANENT SUSPENSION.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Please, though…don’t let the fact that only about half the Twitter handles this nice old retired man has ever used are also suspended change your mind about him. Seriously – when you first meet this guy, and that little nauseous feeling starts in your stomach, and the creeping chill climbs up your spine, and you have a sudden inexplicable urge to run screaming for the nearest police station…listen to those feelings.  Don’t let him try to change your mind.

What’s even more hilarious is that poor DUMBFUCK knows his writing is offensive (and that’s separate from the actual content, remember) and doesn’t give a shit.

He’s not upset by that.  He’s upset when people LAUGH AT HIS EFFORT, because only he doesn’t know how bad he sucks at it.

Ah, well.  What can you do but stretch those LULZ muscles?

If you are offended by anything you read here, I might suggest that you not visit here again. If you do, and are offended again, that will be your fault… not mine.

Generally, DUMBFUCKS would lead happier lives if they took the advice they gave. Maybe if they thought “Hmm…will a day ever come when I need to delete this?” BEFORE hitting the post button  that would help too.

Just My Opinion.

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

21 thoughts on “Bill Schmalfeldt (Google Alert Level: BUTTHURT) Said:”

  1. "Maybe if they thought 'Hmm…will a day ever come when I need to delete this?' BEFORE hitting the post button that would help too."

    Or, as people used to TRY to tell Deb Frisch: "DRINK-POST-PASSOUT-WAKE-DELETE is NOT wise behavior on the internet!"

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  2. After years of the fat freak insisting that most of the post here were a CRAHM!eleventy!, it is now repeating the advice its been given literally thousands of times. Don't like the content? Don't read it. hahahaha

    I'm sure Howard will be pleased these messages do, eventually, sink in.

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    1. So you're saying he should exercise his Second Amendment rights? Saves him from having to exercise his Fifth Amendment rights...

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      1. If the Buzzing Munko actually had the sense to exercise his 5th Amendment right to STFU, he wouldn't be the mockable moron he is!

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  3. "If you are offended by anything you read here, I might suggest that you not visit here again. If you do, and are offended again, that will be your fault… not mine."

    Yep.

    http://i.imgur.com/cXjY6JA.jpg

    Yep.

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  4. "If you are offended by anything you read here, I might suggest that you not visit here again. If you do, and are offended again, that will be your fault… not mine." - This quote, properly attributed to Bill Schmalfeldt, needs to be cited and included in every filing made by defendants in Bill's lawsuits against them.

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    1. Witless Willie MIGHT suggest it. He has not indicated what circumstances would ACTUALLY induce him to suggest it. Although his tenure was brief, he was a GS-13 level writer (technically the title is "hack"). One must parse his prose carefully because he never does.

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  5. Let me see if I have this. If I go to one of Willie's blogs (I don't) and am offended by what is there (I might well be), that is my fault. If he goes to Ash's blog and is offended by what he sees there, that is not his fault. If I leave a comment on his blog, that will subject me to all sorts of as yet undisclosed legal penalties. He, however, has an unlimited right to comment at others' blogs.

    I suspect that even the cockroaches in his facility laugh at Willie's logic.

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    1. Most likely banned for for child pornography like the outlook account.

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      1. Anyone know if the nuns at Canticle and Juniper Courts are aware of Bill Schmalfeldt's suspension for child porn? and the RO against him to stop stalking children?

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    2. It's the year, donchaknow? And that's perfectly wise, because everyone (including him) knows that handle won't last to the end of the month, let alone until January when he'd have to change it to liberalgrouch17.

      Unless that's already taken by some enterprising Zombie...because PREDICTABLE.

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