A Little Birdie Told Me

…that certain retired, disabled seasoned (bitter?) citizens of Wisconsin with a penchant for doling out online harassment and collecting restraining orders don’t eat cured ham because they’re afraid it might still be contagious.


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

4 thoughts on “A Little Birdie Told Me”

  1. I don't think there's any possibility of a cure in this instance. The self-humiliation, self-degradation, depravity, evil, and unending depths of stoooopid will live on the internet forever.

  2. Nice one.

    Like the pony clip too.

    The Dumb and Fucking One can go ahead and try to mock me for my enjoyment of MLP along with Trek etc. and here is all the fucks I give about his flatulent opinion: .

    1. Bronies are a little weird, but it's harmless. I like watching some kids cartoons now and then - usually more of the superhero variety. People into strange things is part of American culture.

      If Billy could get to the state of being as eccentric as a brony or some geek subculture, it would the greatest achievement in his life. He would be massively more normal and socially well adjusted that his present horrific creepy status.


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