Good Evening, DUMBFUCK!



Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

18 thoughts on “Good Evening, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. I saw that too! bwahahahahaha

    And as for the rest of it, among other glaring tells, NINE restraining orders from FIVE states, including one held by Mr. Grady would be all anyone in authority would need to know about the situation.

    One more thing: Does anyone have the tweet and blog post wherein the loathsome loser admits it asked its now late wife if she remembered mailing that letter? Or how about the tweets (and maybe also a blog post), hinting at its impending arrival? I can't get to them atm.

    You know what? NM. Don't post them, please. But for anyone who doesn't have a copy, be assured they're in the vault. Not that they'll be needed. If it ever comes to that, you know, in a case against the grotesque ghoul, those greasy fingerprints will tell the story now that the loathsome loser has yet again denied ever touching it.


  2. OT– State & Federal prosecutors just LOVE it when “alleged victims” layout the entire “case” on the Internet for all to see. Well, not really for “all”, they prefer the “case” and all the “evidence” be revealed to the actual accused perpetrators. Those same prosecutors also love it when the alleged “victim” has multiple(9) restraining/protective orders, in multiple states, against him to prevent said “alleged victim” from continuing to harass those accused by the “alleged victim” in said case.
    Sarc off

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    Just when I think Shakes can't do anything more stupid, he totally redeems himself!!
    Point & Laugh x 1,000,000.

    1. IF the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt even met with any Federal and/or State agencies...

      ... and, IF the Stalking Sociopath Bill Schmalfeldt even bothered to inform them of the NINE RESTRAINING ORDERS he has earned for himself courtesy of his YEARS of cyberstalking and cyberharassing numerous individuals (including a TODDLER)...

      ... I wonder if he, too, thought it might be a wee bit relevant to inform them that he has made a hobby out of suing those he has harassed and stalked – AND, that he is currently a defendant in a lawsuit filed by one of his victims in the state of Maryland.

      Call me silly... but, I'm willing to bet good money that Blob managed to leave a few of those inconvenient details out of the little fairy tale he allegedly shared with them.

      1. Now I hope it's not just drunken, dementia addled fantasy and the usual ridiculous, impotent threats. It would be absolutely fanfreakintastic for LE to find out those details on their own. hahahahaha

        1. I know, right?!

          I'm thinking they would be none too humored to discover the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt royally wasted their time, and that they had been misled and yanked around in order to be used by Blob to exact revenge against those he hates.

          Oopsie Poopsie.

        2. hahaha yup

          And when they learn that one of those accused of "stalking" the fat freak has a valid restraining order, and isn't our beloved HZIC, and has virtually zero online footprint since before the ro was obtained, they'll almost certainly write it up as a violation of the order, on top of the false police report! hahahahaha

          Oh, this is just too good to be true. The Lyin' of Lebanon must be lying, as per always. I haven't been that good this year to deserve so much lulz. I hope you have! hahahaha

        3. I don't know whether or not I've been *that* good, dear Jane (lol!)... however, there has recently been an IRL hiccup that has been a tad unpleasant to deal with... sooo, I'm thinking I have something really fantastic to look forward to right around the corner.

          The Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt getting his ample ass handed to him courtesy of law enforcement would certainly qualify.

  3. The syntax of that sentence is technically OK; it's a conditional, but it is funny to misread it. Neither clarity of thought nor clarity of prose has even been one of Willie's strengths.

    By the way, who is going to jail now? Just last Thursday if I remember correctly, there were predictions of doom for John Hoge, who seems doom free at the moment. I hope it is not me. I have a massage scheduled for Tuesday, and I doubt she comes to the jail to do her work.

  4. o/t A video by the Knot crew, "Billsback" to the tune of "Can't Touch This," as a thank you to for all of the lulz:

    1. I'm dying over here! LOL!

      That freaking Knot video does it to me every time! *SNORT*

  5. Is the person he hates a cub scout and is that why he wants to expose himself.

  6. Boy does the idea of prison rape really put him in his sweaty palmed happy place or what?

    Who oh why does prison rape give you the tinglies Billzeebub?

  7. I'm told, by a fluent speaker of Japanese, that "munko" or "omunko" are slang for "cunt"...

    So, Cousin Mangina, was this a deliberate choice, or is your subconscious harking back to glory days on the stage, with the tranny, in Japan?


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