Clarity in Language Is Essential

I saw the following on Facebook, and immediately understood the intent.

But it’s also very easy to see how a random DUMBFUCK could mentally emphasize the wrong word and go completely off the reservation.

(Was that RAAAAACIST?)

Is your emphasis on the second-to-last word, or on the last word?

It’s the difference between the lightning and the lightning bug, as Twain said.

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

7 thoughts on “Clarity in Language Is Essential”

  1. Nice try, but the fat freak is clearly to fixated on bodily waste to read that as anything other than confirmation it was a great idea to film itself on the toilet, examining the, um, 'output' on video, and blogging about it.

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  2. He showed more tender feelings for a lump of green putty found in his anus than he does for his children.

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  3. I will just leave this here without comment, but there is someone in Milwaukee who might enjoy this little story.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/07/27/solar-powered-machine-turns-urine-into-beer/

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  4. You are wasting good Blog space with this PSA. The Fear Pee King is already the best Shit Focuser on the planet.

    How do you think he knew that the horse shit sent to him was Slovakian horse shit and not Latvian.

    He know his shit! (In more ways than one)

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