Bill Schmalfeldt Said:

In a comment at 22:29 EDT on July 2, 2016 at Billy Sez

If you ever had children, Jane, assuming you could find a man willing to touch you, I would be only too happy to urinate on them. With you as their mother, it would be the best thing to ever happen to them. At least the water would be warm.

Bill Schmalfedt will deny it until put under oath.  Because Bill Schmalfeldt is a shit-sniffing, turdrolling, toddlerstalking, liar, and I have 100% incontrovertible proof.

He can weep and beg and demand to see it like the sand-packed pussy he is.  Someone else may show him, because I’m not the only one with the proof. But I guaran-damn-tee that I will release it at a moment of maximum personal advantage to me, and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

UPDATE:

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

76 thoughts on “Bill Schmalfeldt Said:”

  1. It's the original, Defendant Schmalfeldt. And he's right. Others have the original and the admin control panel views to go with it that it came from you. Now, you can deny it all day, claim its a forgery, and make up whatever excuse you want, but if you so choose to go to court on this one basis, you better pray that it never . ever.. goes to trial.

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    1. And this..

      https://twitter.com/MusicUnshackled/status/751909058756632577

      BWWAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHH!!!!!!

      Oh Defendant Dumbfuck, you will never get anyone on the stand in a case where you're the plaintiff - EVAR!!!

      BWAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAAA!!!

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      1. Wait ... This is ANOTHER thing he doesn't get. If the witness is called by HIM, the plaintiff, wouldn't that mean they ARE there to testify against the defendants? I mean, I'm just a plain, non-lawtalkin' zombie, so I could be way off base. It just looks that way to me.

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        1. Assuming he has the right people which he doesn't. Then if so, he's attempting to compel a person to testify against their spouse which is not allowed in either civil or criminal proceedings. He can try but will fail. The other issue is the violation of that restraining order.

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      2. What a coincidence! WE have a little Witness List, too! After all, DUMBFUCK was nice enough to list a few names in his recently-nuked lolsuit
        Contact Us
        Cardinal Capital Management

        [HOW ABOUT LET'S NOT AND SAY WE DID. ANYBODY WHO IS SUFFICIENTLY MOTIVATED CAN FIND THIS INFO ON THEIR OWN. WE DON'T HAVE TO FACILITATE IT. THANKS. -PK]

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  2. The toddler-stalker wants to expand to urinating on children... and not a single person is surprised, coming from repeatedly adjudicated STALKER and HARASSER, BILL SCHMALFELDT.

    Remember, BILL SCHMALFELDT thinks cub scouts engaged in sex acts, being urinated on, and photographed, is 'comedy.'

    http://ia801500.us.archive.org/24/items/gov.uscourts.wied.72179/gov.uscourts.wied.72179.6.3.pdf

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  3. https://twitter.com/MusicUnshackled/status/751913092477493248

    Please don't talk about "smart warriors". You've never been a "warrior" for anything, and you've never been smart. Probably the reason you have so many peace orders and 0 - BIG FAT ZERO - wins as a plaintiff.

    But yeah, tell us all about how you're a fucking warrior and how you got people by the balls. You don't. You won't. And you never will.

    Please, continue entertaining monkey dance.

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    1. As self-awareness failures go, that one is...awe-inspiring? gob-smacking? worthy of the coveted triple face-palm?

      Or simply hilarious?

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  4. https://twitter.com/MusicUnshackled/status/751907190206783488

    That's what you think. But you're forgetting something. Something big. Something that's caused you grief before.

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        1. Even if it's 100% true (which is unlikely on any topic from such a liar), why would anyone publicize one of the most negative ways to describe someone they claim to care about?

          If your rule 5 girl has any flaws, no one hears about them from you, Howard. And I know she's rule 5 because I saw some of Grace's pics from when you visited. She's every bit as beautiful as our darling Grace.

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  5. guess Ol' Blobby let his dumbfuck mouth/keyboard write a YUGE check his fat ass is gonna have to cash.

    SMDH

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  6. https://i.imgur.com/caEc04Al.png

    A certain twitter feed reads like a broken record.

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    1. Oh ya the "Stop hurting my feelings or I'll shoot the dog" defense. What a classic move, Dumbfuck.

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      1. The Devil knows only a few simple tricks. He goes back to them often, and they are easy to sniff out.

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  7. Let's see here...

    * The Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt has been stalking and harassing folks (and, their family members!) FOR YEARS online and in real life.

    * The Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt has earned NINE RESTRAINING ORDERS for himself due to his harassment and abuse of others.

    * The Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt has shared the most intimate and embarrassing of details about his life on the Internet -- just a few examples:

    – he rolled his own poop into a ball and sniffed it
    – he repeatedly lied to get out of work detail when he was in the Navy
    – he had sex on stage in front of an audience when he was in Japan
    – he had sex with his THIRD wife on their FIRST date
    – he liked to smoke pot with his stepson TJ
    – he falls-down-and-goes-boom when he pets dogs
    – his dying wife urinated all over herself and was wet up to her armpits
    – his "beloved's" death rattle
    – on-and-on-and-on-and-on... blah, blah blah

    * The Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt has closely aligned himself with the Domestic Terrorist Brett "The Speedway Bomber" Kimberlin and considers BK an "excellent friend" – along with some of the worst-of-the-worst characters (who all appear to have very disturbing perversions when it comes to children).

    * The Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt has attempted to use the courts to punish his self-created enemies via filing SIX lolsuits (thus far) and numerous Peace/Restraining Orders.

    Ummm. Yep. It sure does sound to me like a creature who has worked hard to attract a lot of online attention for himself. And, because of all of the above (and, then some!), MANY, MANY people DO pay attention to the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt – MANY of whom are victims of his harassment, stalking, threats, abuse, and lawfare.

    These same people have been closely following along, and diligently documenting/archiving his antics (blog posts, tweets, Facebook posts, "comedy" skits, podcasts, books, articles written for other sites, etc., etc., etc.) FOR YEARS now – some solely for the LULZ... but, the majority have been doing so for the necessary purpose of acquiring proof and evidence of his lawless behavior.

    With that said, I find myself a bit puzzled here...

    – out of EVERYTHING that has been documented and archived

    – out of EVERYTHING that continues to be documented and archived

    – out of the MANY folks who pay attention to him and his sociopathic antics

    ... just WHY IN THE HELL does the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt think (for even one second!) that the "Billy Sez" blog comment he left JUST HAPPENED to be the ONE THING he has posted on the interwebz that JUST HAPPENED TO SLIP BY WITHOUT A SINGLE PERSON ARCHIVING IT (and, yes... in its ORIGINAL form).

    Seriously?! Good grief. He's. Sooooo. Damn. Stupid! LOL!

    Give it up, Blob. YOU wrote it. WE'VE got it. PER ALWAYS.

    #OOPSIEPOOPSIE #INTHEVAULT

    ******************************

    "If you ever had children, Jane, assuming you could find a man willing to touch you, I WOULD BE ONLY TOO HAPPY TO URINATE ON THEM. With you as their mother, it would be the best thing to ever happen to them. At least the water would be warm."

    -- The Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt (July 2, 2016)

    You askeered, boy? Mad, bro?

    Good. 🙂

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    1. *applause*

      I'm so glad our beloved zombie overlords decided to deprive the loathsome loser of anything it demands. I hope the trend continues.

      The Lyin' of Lebanon claimed it couldn't remember, what? Twelve - fourteen hours after that disgusting comment showcasing self-humiliating and self-described Happy My Wife Died woo hoo TheMerryWidower's depravity wrt children?

      But not because it was black-out drunk when it typed that filth... oh, no, no, nooooooo... it couldn't remember because... um... because...

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    2. ...and then Billy accuses his critics of having their minds in "the gutter" #SelfAwarenessFAIL
      http://imgur.com/2BcPSD5

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      1. It's amazing how he thinks that his own quotes using the vilest terms is everyone else having their minds in the gutter. To be honest I suspect he doesn't know how to think out of the gutter himself.

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      1. Has anyone else noticed how the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt has gone out of his way to talk up another LOLSuit, escalate his harassment, and violate TWO different Restraining Orders in TWO different states by threatening and viscously attacking FOUR different people – all in the desperate hope of deflecting attention away from his...

        "If you ever had children, Jane, assuming you could find a man willing to touch you, I WOULD BE ONLY TOO HAPPY TO URINATE ON THEM. With you as their mother, it would be the best thing to ever happen to them. At least the water would be warm. (The Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt – July 2, 2016)"

        ... comment over at the "Billy Sez" blog?

        Yeah. I figured y'all had noticed.

        I wonder if the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt has noticed that it's not working.

        Heh. #OOPSIEPOOPSIE #INTHEVAULT

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        1. Yeah, I don't recall that comment, and it being altered because of its vileness, being part of his latest lolsuit. He was massively butthurt over it, but didn't include it in the suit? Even after claiming it gave him a legal opening?

          But, then, I recall he's never cited Roy's accusation in a suit, either.

          Weird, that.

          (I also note that he provides zero evidence that his favorite site was put together by either Krendler or Grady.)

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  8. https://twitter.com/MusicUnshackled/status/752296577029386241

    HAHAHAHAHA! I've already talked about this before and he's still bringing it up. Dumbfuck's gotta dumbfuck.

    https://hogewash.com/2016/05/11/logins-101/#comment-134175
    "You have to remember that the only reason he’s talking to Capgemini in the first place is because he “found” a connection between the CBRE (based off the CBRE IP address that supposedly left that comment) and Capgemini was through a church job search aggregator that piggybacks off another job search aggregator. Since he once accused said “suspect” of working for CBRE, he hasn’t admitted his mistake that said “suspect” does not work for CBRE."

    http://thinkingmanszombie.com/2016/04/why-am-i-so-quiet-today/#comment-29240
    "He's using a job search aggregator (http://www.thejobconnection.org/) as proof that there's a connection between two employers? There's over 500 employers on that list. Good luck with that, dumbfuck!"

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  9. A thread by a lolcow trying to recruit a personal army in the worst place possible. Probably Bill Schmalfeldt himself on a bender.
    Schmalfeldt busted on KiwiFarms by staff member/ moderator
    https://kiwifar.ms/threads/bill-schmalfeldt-william-matthew-schmalfeldt-unfairly-persecuted-suing-patrick-grady.22336/

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    1. Oh my! I don't think old William "Stolen Valor" Schmalfeldt is going to like the reaction he gets if he fucks with those folks. But then again, he's a very stupid man who doesn't think things through so......

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      1. I love how he thinks that they'll agree with him that DKos is a "RWNJ". It the thread weren't closed for further comments, I'd be tempted to make Kiwi Farms account just to post that.

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        1. Deb Frisch used to make the same claim. Never helped her too much.

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    2. The loathsome loser calls her "fat" and includes a photo of her with their 14 month old disabled baby. Having abandoned TWO sets of children (no word on whether the depraved DUMBF5CK urinated on them before abandoning them), maybe the fat freak doesn't understand about "baby weight."

      A mom learning to care for a disabled baby and actually, you know, caring for a disabled baby, may not prioritize dropping the baby weight.

      Of course, even with the baby weight, she's not as big as the freakshow's bride with the wandering eye: https://archive.is/gh63C

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  10. since BS is the epitome of projection, doesn't it stand to reason that two things have happened to him in the past, and that those two things caused him so much pain and suffering that he wants his enemies to feel the same way he did in the past?

    1) his wife found out about the things he was doing online
    2) his work found out about the things he was doing online

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  11. From DT's link: "Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards" ahahahhahahahahaha

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  12. Have we included "changing from one fake name to another" in the
    steps of the Schmycle?
    https://www.facebook.com/stogie.carbuncle
    Stogie Carbuncle? Really?!

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    1. Pretty sure I was 'named' as a defendant in his lolsuit in part for calling him a carbuncle. What a dope. There's never any aspect of his imaginary case he won't find a way to undermine.

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  13. Hey PK, can you check again to see if my email's good.

    And I don't think it's confirmation bias that drives Bill to erroneously believe PK is Grady. I think he just likes saying Grady because it's only one letter from being sweet, delicious gravy...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUe35UReX4E

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    1. hahaha Maybe, but I think it's more likely that the fat freak only knows FAIL. So when the responsibilities of a new job, and revulsion at the creeptastic coward's attacks on his son caused Grady to basically do what the loathsome loser claims to want, the lack of FAIL confuses and upsets the freakshow. It can't handle anything but FAIL.

      Grady has virtually disappeared - - again, exactly what the grotesque ghoul purports to demand - - but rather than ignore the greater job responsibilities that take up a lot more of Grady's time, and chalking it up as a 'win*' or even a 'win' the dementia-addled FOOL is going to grab for the FAIL and not let go until it metaphorically blows up in its extremely repulsive face.

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  14. Actually I think I might have been the one asking for the "old girl" bucket delay.

    PK: my email below, code key: Blue Alpha 9r

    Evncgvdljtbcjhmjnqejdl

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    1. Roger Kyle. Ack Evncgvdljtbcjhmjnqejdl. The chair is against the door. Break. Zoombats dally ever in the lilies. Break. Persimmon. Break break. Awk.

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  15. Lookie lookie lookie, we get to enjoy the return of Expert Dumbfuck who reads a couple of Wiki articles then starts swinging around his "expertise" like a dead cat.

    Glad to see my application of his own methods back at him still pisses him off. I notice he still hasn't denied it much less PROVEN it.

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    1. " the return of Expert Dumbfuck who reads a couple of Wiki articles"

      somehow I doubt he "read" that.
      sounds more like he has lived it...on one side or the other, but mostly on one side, IYKWIMAITYD.

      it would certainly explain why his kids have nothing to do with him, besides his being a rancid fear peeing mangina packed full of sand.

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      1. https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Bill-Schmalfeldt-nutshuffler.gif?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+encyclopediadramatica%2Frc+%28Encyclopedia+Dramatica%29

        Looks like Cousin got some ED-lovin'...

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  16. “Any party (current or yet to be named) in the case of Schmalfeldt v, Grady et al, in the U. S. District Court for the Northern District of Illinois, Case #1:16-cv-07150, should address their concerns about the case to Michael Sorich, Esq., with the Cavanagh Law Group of Chicago, IL.” --Bill Schmalfeldt 8/23/2016
    So, Mr. Sorich, what are your thoughts on a client who repeatedly stalks and harasses people protected by restraining orders? And what if that harassment took the forms of child porn fantasies? And...?

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