Apparently Virginia attorney Aaron Walker, currently serving as defense counsel in a federal defamation LOLSuit filed in Wisconsin last December, has agreed to represent the Plaintiff in that case in some other venue.
In an article at Bunnyboy Unread (safe link) Defendant Matt Osborne headlines his story “Attorney Defends Online Bullies and Stalkers of Children.”
Osborne does not mention if the Online Bullies and Stalkers of Children Walker is defending have been the subject of NINE orders of restraint in five states, including one preventing him from STALKING and BULLYING a three year old CHILD.
Given that Osborne’s co-defendant is none other than adjudicated online harasser, toddlerstalker and demented, cyberstalking DUMBFUCK Bill Schmalfeldt, one supposes the lack of thoroughness in the story could be excused as a dual matter of self-preservation and professional courtesy.
This reporter finds it facially difficult to believe that Attorney Walker would step up to defend such a loser dickbag, but perhaps today his better angels (and an astronomical upfront retainer) convinced him that even the Diminished Capacity Kids of society deserve a competent advocate after so many times failing on their own.
When contacted to confirm or deny the story earlier today, the only response from Mr. Walker was a gale of breathless, hysterical laughter and the sound of a phone hitting the floor.
Draw your own conclusions.