Good Morning, Demented Depends™ Dependent Defendant DUMBFUCK!

If visiting my blog on his daily butthurt safari is what he calls ignoring me, I’d be very interested to see what he thinks “paying attention” looks like.

I’m not surprised to see that a lying DUMBFUCK doesn’t know how many days make a week. (Hint: more than six.)

The simple question applies:

“How can I miss you if you won’t go away?”

I hear equal parts Johnnie Walker Red and Liquid Plum’r is pretty tasty. Maybe he could try it and report back.


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

6 thoughts on “Good Morning, Demented Depends™ Dependent Defendant DUMBFUCK!”

  1. So after "weeks of ignoring him", why exactly are you checking in on him? if that ignoring was going so well then why change course?

    And why would you be sad? you were so successfully ignoring him thereby indicating a state on apathy as to what he thinks or does, but now you experience emotional content and regret at actions which you imply to be not to his advantage as if you wished well for him but now realize he will not achieve.

    Unless of course you are a big huge liar. (enormous, shabby, dishonest, incompetent liar)

    Quelle surprise! I now officially don my shocked face.

  2. Thank goodness the music is no longer his tormented sex slave chained naked in his basement for the purpose of satisfying his base and depraved desires.

    1. There are so many jokes I could make about his music being in the pubic domain...

  3. When he realizes how much trouble he's in, he'll switch to @MusicUnshackledForNow.

  4. Do you have a license for your monkey?

    Inspector Clouseauing minds want to know.


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