Good Afternoon, Defendant DUMBFUCK!

I just wish to hell and back that Defendant DUMBFUCK would make up his tiny, diseased mind…

First it was

But now…

So which is it, Diseased, Dickeating, Dull-Normal Denied Defendant DUMBFUCK?

Too many Scribd docs, or room for just one more?

And on a related note…

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, STICKING YOUR TODDLERSTALKING, SHITSNIFFING NOSE INTO THINGS THAT ARE NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS???

Why, if I didn’t know better, I’d be tempted to call you a fucking liar and a hypocrite.

But I do know better, and there’s no temptation involved at all, only a simple statement of truth:

You are a fucking liar and a hypocrite.

Die already.

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

7 thoughts on “Good Afternoon, Defendant DUMBFUCK!”

  1. And a grotesque ghoul who treated its late wife terribly while she was dying, even leaving her to die alone. You know, like the loathsome loser abandoned two families, and left two dogs behind.

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    1. Let's just quit finger banging the subject. He killed her. She was the only thing that was keeping him somewhat in check. So he eliminated her.

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  2. He's a toddler himself - wanting what he wants no matter that it's the opposite of what he complained and moaned about previously. He hasn't figured out this strange and mysterious thing called "adulting" just yet. Too terrifying for him I suppose.

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  3. https://twitter.com/PurloinedParody/status/741853054467706880

    At least he's finally found an appropriate place to post his last rate blubbery productions.

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  4. https://twitter.com/PurloinedParody/status/741854074455400448

    Good Christ! He wants to be Wee Willie when he grows up.

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