Dance, Defendant DUMBFUCK! DAAAAAAAAANCE!!!!


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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

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  1. Just out of curiosity, how many meaningful motions has Defendant Drunkee-Drunk ever won?

    If it was in five in six whole lulzsuits, I'd be surprised.

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    1. Motions to dismiss with prejudice?

      Stuck at home because an idiot parked across my driveway, and it takes a truly stunning amount of time to get the stupid car towed.

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  2. https://twitter.com/PurloinedParody/status/741120918605422592

    It's like he's incapable of delivering big juicy straight lines.

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  3. You would think that after all the motions that Bill has filed in court (the vast majority of which he lost) he would know that it takes time for mail to reach the parties after a judges ruling. But somehow he is such a DUMBFUCK that he thinks that Hoge somehow got his copy in the mail the same day the judge ruled on it. That folks is some weapons grade stupid.

    Bill, just plead insanity for real this time. Go away for a nice rest. Maybe the nice men that slice off your frontal lobe can smooth out those dick dents while they are in there mucking about. You can do wonders with Bondo these days.

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  4. If we are going with baseball analogies, the Fail Whale predicted he would throw a shut out and Hoge went yard on the first pitch.

    No, the game ain't over, but we still gon' laugh at ya.

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  5. I not only remember that Witless predicted a win by default, but I also remember the absolute frenzy that ensued when he found out that the defendants had found counsel who needed no education about Bumpkin Bill

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    1. Uh oh. Wrong thread. Ahh well even a DEFENDANT DUMBFUCK can probably figure it out.

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