So I’ve been getting hammered all day with SPAM emails. I haven’t figured out yet where it’s coming from.
Nearly 110K emails in the last 18 hours, all with the same subject line: “Christmas Video.” I checked a few for viruses, just to be sure, and found none. I opened one email, and sure enough there’s a video attached! Did I watch?
Well, let me just say…”YIKES.”
Now, I’m not the kind of zombie who would post this sort of thing on my website. As an “accurate reflection,” I do hold myself to some standards that others only pretend to.
Don’t take that to mean that I have AAAAAANY IDEA WHATSOEVER about who might be responsible for all this email. I don’t make unfounded. proof-deficient accusations like some people we could all name.
I’m sure DoggyStyle and Grady the #bipolar #sociopath would agree with me here. And Sarah and Aaron and Chris Heather and Kyle Kiernan and so many others as well.
I wouldn’t post this video, primarily because it would almost surely violate the TOS of any video hosting site I could name, and quickly vanish. There are other reasons as well. Certain things aren’t meant to be seen, no matter how much they make you laugh. And boy, did this make me laugh.
The video isn’t much more than a POV shot of a ashen-faced woman in the cab of a semi wearing a Santy Claus hat and not much else. I couldn’t see if she had shoes on, but that was really the only thing left to question. It would be exceedingly rude (and disgusting, to be honest) to describe the, um…action? in more detail than that, but every time I watch it, it keeps getting funnier. Especially the wandering eyeball.
If anyone out there knows anything about handling a dedicated SPAM attack like this, feel free to drop your two cents in the comments.