18 thoughts on “Remember, Folks”

  1. Anyone sent this to Cindy Lopez and enablers at Canticle and Juniper Courts yet? Billy's latest tweets should really be in their files http://archive.is/1eZxu

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  2. No doubt the fat freak's perpetual rage is partially inspired by its inability to repeat the experience, due to repulsing even the most desperate and deviant.

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  3. I doubt that "in the Navy" was the first or last time those were separated by someone. Given his fixation on minors engaging in sexual activity, I would guess he was abused as a child, probably by a close male relative. And his fixation on anal issues and self-admitted impotence would lead me to believe that he has sought to be the "bottom" for a "top" in adult sexual encounters. His first two wives probably didn't enjoy pegging him, which is likely a contributor to why those marriages failed. I won't speculate about the third one, other than to say they must have found a way to make it work.

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    1. Or possibly a scoutmaster. Or should I embrace the power of and.

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    2. From what I"ve read, there are two basic reasons, desperation and money. Happy my wife died theMerryWidower described her as having a long series of one night stands prior to them getting together. The fat freak wrote that after having sex on their first date, it got up to leave, and she was so accustomed to this, she assumed she'd never see the malignant monster again. It also appears she had no income of her own.

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  4. I always love when Billy likes to tell people that he's the adult in the room. And then he posts a picture of that nasty ass of his.

    There is a reason adults don't hang around him.

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    1. "There is a reason adults don't hang around him."

      Along with the reasons as to why adults don't let their children hang around him.

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      1. ...and reasons why adult children of Schmalfeldt are embarrassed to admit being such.

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  5. It's a simple misunderstanding. Brett told him to "get your ass out there and start distracting TFS from my miserable failures." Billy heard "get your ass out there you miserable failure."

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      1. Hey! Where did my laughy-face emoticon go?

        KYYYYYYYYYYLE!

        Anyhoo... LOLOLOLOL, TOLF!

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  6. you know, we all might have this wrong. Shaky could be:

    1) he is checking his White Privilege
    2) started up a web cam chat room for Scout Masters to gain more income for lulzsuit 7: Degenerations
    3) practicing for a Twerking competition
    4) attempting to remove the Scooty Puff of Doom's (it's red Vroom Vrooom!!!) seat from a certain area only to realize the fetid rotting stench has eaten it like acid
    5) confused when his PedoTerrorist buddy regaled him with stories of hiding cash and is taking what is left of the insurance money in pipes to bury it in the backyard

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  7. Fucking disgusting photo. I want restitution for my pain and suffering for having viewed it.

    Only upside; its about to get spanked. Badly. And thoroughly. (but he'd enjoy that as well)

    You fat flabby fucking pervert flasher DF.

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  8. Is it true that a good self portrait is a window into the artist's soul? If so, this may be the first of Willie's creative endeavors that can be judged an unqualified success. He has distilled himself to his very essence: he is an ass fascinated with butts. Having been critical of Willie in the past, I must in all honesty applaud the insight demonstrated by this self-portrait.

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