Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

When was it that DUMBFUCK last had a weapon that fired?  Was it on the Soulmate Blind Date?

Or was DUMBFUCK speaking metaphorically of its own LOLsuits? As I recall, none has ever survived a motion to dismiss – because DUMBFUCK – and it seems to have given up entirely on its latest bullshit attempt to convince someone-anyone!-that butthurt-is-too-a-tort, thanks in no small part to the efforts (although “effort” seriously overstates what’s required to dispose of a DUMBFUCK LOLsuit) of the man DUMBFUCK calls The Worst Lawyer in the World.

That reminds me: you know what you call the worst lawyer in the world?

A lawyer.

You know what you call the biggest DUMBFUCK in the world?

I’ll leave that one to the Horde.


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

16 thoughts on “Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!”

    1. 4 or 5 guys with an unhealthy fixation on young children.

  1. All I can think of to say about those two and their feeble attempts of grandstanding are some descriptive words:





    The list is long, but I will cut it off at those.

  2. But what does that even mean? I don't see Hoge "trying (his) case on the internet", unlike team Pedo, who have been rewriting the meaning of the word "Feldtdown".

    Although it is nice to see Willy finally have someone to talk to for a change. His tweeting to himself thousands of times was beginning to worry me.

    And speaking of Team Pedo, has anybody seen Osborne? Hmmmm. I wonder who he's talking to?

    1. It's not so much who he's speaking to as what he's saying to them.

      And who's writing it down.

  3. Only went through a few of Bill's "bombshells" that turned out to be duds. Considering there are another several years it would have taken me weeks to find the all.

    TL/DR - Bill Schmalfeldt is the most fucking hypocritical and self unaware person on the planet. And oh yeah, World's Second Most Stupid Person™

    1. Well screw this new format and not taking actual html code.....

      Just follow the link. It's safe.

      1. That is due to a wordpress update that forces every link to have to be https.
        Change it to start with https it will work.

        1. It's this website in particular. It won't take straight links or links formatted in HTML. I.E.

          img src="l" (Removed the tags so it would be seen)


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