.@sub_aetha What I like is how he proclaims victory although all of his weapons are duds.
— Purloined Parodies (@PurloinedParody) May 21, 2016
When was it that DUMBFUCK last had a weapon that fired? Was it on the Soulmate Blind Date?
Or was DUMBFUCK speaking metaphorically of its own LOLsuits? As I recall, none has ever survived a motion to dismiss – because DUMBFUCK – and it seems to have given up entirely on its latest bullshit attempt to convince someone-anyone!-that butthurt-is-too-a-tort, thanks in no small part to the efforts (although “effort” seriously overstates what’s required to dispose of a DUMBFUCK LOLsuit) of the man DUMBFUCK calls The Worst Lawyer in the World.
That reminds me: you know what you call the worst lawyer in the world?
You know what you call the biggest DUMBFUCK in the world?
I’ll leave that one to the Horde.