13 thoughts on “When I Hit “Post” I Be Like…”

  1. EVERYBODY likes reading about the Diminished Capacity Kid. The fact that he's subhuman, yet still so smug makes for a compelling presentation. His creating a permanent legal record of it ensures that future generations will enjoy the lulz until the End Times.

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    1. I'm having a book ghost-written, to be published after Dear Cousin shuffles off this vale of tears...

      Current working title is "DUMBFUCK: Tale of The Diminished Capacity Kid"...

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      1. I have dibs on the biography. I suspect that you'll be the only person who admits to being a Schmalfeldt on the record.

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      2. Let me know where you're going to hold book signings. I will want all mine autographed.

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        1. We'll know the signature is authentic because it looks nothing like any of the others.

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  2. And the funniest part comes when DUMBFUCK shits himself with RRRRRAGE as a result.
    https://twitter.com/SchmalfeldtRUs/status/721044330102833156

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  3. Every so often, I remember the time Bill Schmalfeldt claimed that all the online mockery was hastening his death.

    And then I hit "post". And LOL.

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  4. OMG the funny and hilarious Bill Schmalfeldt photoshopped poop over the brains of Paul Krendler!!!

    How funny is that?

    And no retweets or likes either..

    Take the cure, you're done.

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