According to the most recent additions to the LOLSuit VI docket on PACER, the Dreadful pro se DUMBFUCK Bill Schmalfeldt filed a rather ill-advised motion requesting leave to file a Second Amended Complaint.
In it, he has chosen to explain that he will be replacing every last John and Jane Doe defendant with…
But! According to local rule 15(b),
A motion to amend a pleading must state specifically what changes are sought by the proposed amendments. The proposed amended pleading must be filed as an attachment to the motion to amend.
I don’t see any amended pleading there, do you? No. I didn’t think so.
So immediately (and I mean ONE FUCKING DAY!) after being ordered to
- Stop filing any pleadings until the motion to dismiss is ruled upon, and
- Follow the local rules,
DUMBFUCK not only shoots himself in the foot, he reloads and shoots himself again for a beautiful two-fer of legal geniusness and propriety!
Knowing of his pissy and arrogant blog output from Friday night, and knowing that he emails his pleadings to the Worst (and Most Obtuse) Lawyer in the World, I’ll bet I know the general substance of the conversation that left DUMBFUCK so grumpy.
Perhaps Aaron obtusely pointed out both his errors. I wouldn’t have been so kind. I might have told him he’d violated the local rules, but I would have made him go figure out for himself where he stupidly golf-cleated his jimmies this time. I think Aaron is more considerate than I am.
In any case, DUMBFUCK got his bell rung sufficiently to figure out how badly he was about to fuck up.
So he withdrew:
Because he’s obtuse. And stupid. And a DUMBFUCK.
But I repeat myself.