Good Evening, DUMBFUCK!

Well, if today showed us anything…

A judge is going to believe an alleged “suitcase grifter pimp” ahead of a CONVICTED perjurer, CONVICTED drug dealer, CONVICTED bomber, ADJUDICATED pedophile and pro se LOSER.

Fortunately for you, you’re only one of those things. As far as anyone knows.


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

18 thoughts on “Good Evening, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. After those 'skits' involving cub scouts engaged in sex acts, it looks like self-described 'happy my wife died' theMerry Widower is only an adjudication away from hitting another.

    1. ...and at least eight others that we know about.

      NINE restraining orders and addled by dementia, but the problem isn't in the fat freak's mirror, noooooo...

      It was a friendless fat freak who'd been rejected even by its own offspring long before the grotesque ghoul bullied its way into attracting our attention, but all of its butthurt is not its own doing, nooooo...

      It has been a miserable, rage-filled FAILure for its entire life, repeatedly cuckolded, fired from job after job, even fired from voluntarily promoting and collecting donations for a national charity, but the one constant in every circumstance, DUMBF5CK, isn't at fault, nooooo...

      The malignant monster's only value is in being an object of scorn and ridicule, frequently humiliating itself, much to the amusement of the horde.

    2. Does that make him one up on Kimberlin? AFAIK, Kimberlin has never been adjudicated/accused/what have you of anything involving children younger than 12. Schmalfeldt seems to have a 'thing' for harassing the much younger set by using them to harass their parents/guardians. See: Colette, Causey child, that woman who he was going to call CPS on, my grandson.

        1. Hey, no one wants to think of an adult lusting after any child. At 10 years old, many still go to see Santa at the mall, look forward to the Easter Bunny's arrival, and slip a baby tooth under their pillow in anticipation of the Tooth Fairy leaving a dollar. Most aren't interested in boys their own age, much less creepy adults with convictions for violent felonies.

          Just so very revolting on every level.

  2. PDPersecution says:

    Amazing how funny it thinks it is. You and Aaron will be a real team of funny fellows, for sure! See you soon, Pat.

    How many times have we heard this. I think I'll answer this one..

    I would say "never", unless the police and state tire of your constant blathering to local police and decide to bring criminal charges against you. Most likely, they will call Aaron and Pat who will testify against you with things you have printed and emailed electronically.

    Oh, and.. we'll all be pointing and laughing, just like any other day.

  3. What does the 'PD' in his new Twitter handle stand for?

    Pennsylvania? No, that's PA...

    Paul Krendler? No, his initials are PK.

    Can't be Patrick Grady, either...

    Police Department? Well, that'll win him friends in the local constabulary.

    What a maroon.

  4. Would someone be so kind as to explain to me the differences among "executive dysfunction" and "demented" and "nutty as a can of Planters' Mix"? I am not a doctor, but would not want to use a term that was not appropriate to its CONTEXT, which we all know is crucial.

  5. I hope he does read the transcript or listen to the audio. I would love him to hear the judge tell Brett he doesn't know what he is doing.

  6. I thought, according to The BLOB, if you are merely alleged and not convicted of a crime, then it was defamation to say you were. For example, according to The BLOB, we can't say Bill Schmalfeldt is A PERJURER AND A FORGER because he has not been convicted of such. If you did, that would be defamation. Then probably The BLOB could not possibly say Lee is a “suitcase grifter pimp.” Oh wait...

    1. Remember, Unca Biwwy believes in "Rules for Thee, but not for Me!" You'd think that nine restraining orders might start to disabuse him of that, but so far they seem to have had no effect.

      1. That's because Schmalfeldt hasn't been arrested for violating those ROs...yet.

        Amazing how time behind bars tends educate even monkeys about Reality. Exhibit A: Deb Frisch.

    2. Heck, in *some* liberal circles, being a grifter is high praise! What was it that JTMP and VRUS does again? Nothing? And they solicit donations for that all the time? Riiiight!

      Nice work if you can get it, you know.

  7. I recently had the pleasure of the company of my children for a very long car ride (8+ hours each way) we eventually got onto the topic of internet safety and courtesy and I provided them a run down of Mr. Schmalfeldt over the last few years as I could best remember. I had never discussed Kimberlin/Schmalfeldt with them before.

    We discussed their vile activities, his hypocrisy, his alliance with a pedophile terrorist and they found him truly mock-worthy. It turned into a wonderful discussion of free speech, harassment & bullying, internet stalking and the nature of truth/opinion/lies. We finished off with the tradeoffs associated with anonymity. How even though the vile may abuse it is important to freedom of speech which has a central role in holding the vile and the powerful to account. We even discussed civility and vulgar language, when and whether it is appropriate.

    It was a good 2 hours+ before we ran out of steam. I then turned to another rousing refrain of Whisky In The Jar as I sang along with The Dubliners and they tuned me out.

    Overall a great lesson for the kids.

    Some take delight in the carriages a rollin'
    Some take delight in the hurley and the bowlin'
    I take delight in the juice of the barley
    And courting pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early

    Wack fol the daddy oh
    Wack fol the daddy oh
    Schmalfeldt is an asshole!


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