A Reminder of How Wars End

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Every time.

EVERY. TIME.

This terrorist-jock-sniffing DUMBFUCK files a lawsuit, an instant loser, apparent to any reasonable observer.

He crows about owning cars, houses, ALL THE THINGS!!!

And the defendants simply play by the rules defined rather than the rules he wants.

And he stomps his jimmies.

Every time.

EVERY. TIME.

And when the moment comes around, as it always does, when he can no longer deny the reality of his failure and he realizes that he must find that impossible path of escape from his own foolishness…

Someone tells him how.

Pay. Apologize. Change.

It’s the only way.

And he says, “They want me to eat a big bowl of shit.”

Yes.  Exactly.

It’s his own shit.  He built that.  Of course he should eat it.  He probably won’t change his ways even if he did, but if he doesn’t there’s no possible way.

And he says no.

Every time.

EVERY. TIME.

“I won’t change until you leave me alone,” he says. “I’m just going to keep stalking toddlers and threatening families and collecting restraining orders until you stop saying mean things about me. Because journalism.”

But we tried that.  More than once.  He doesn’t make threats, he makes promises.  Sometimes he even signs a contract.

And then he breaks those promises.  Because

PARKINSONS! EXECUTIVE FUNCTION! IMPULSE CONTROL! MAYONNAISE!

There’s a reason that everyone here knows that his harassment of others will not end until he can no longer interact with the internet.

He’s an Internet Crack Whore.  The Amy Winehouse of the World Wide Web, only with no discernible talent. (disclaimer: Joke. Insult. Protected Speech. Fuck off.)

As the sign says, If you keep doing what you’ve always done, you’ll keep getting what you’ve always got.

Every time.

EVERY. TIME.

He doesn’t get that no one is afraid of him.

He doesn’t get that in his new situation, he has a lot more to lose than any of his perceived adversaries, and a lot more talent arrayed against him to make it happen.

A LOT MORE.

If the alternative to losing everything involves parting with some money and some dignity that he never had to begin with, plus a figurative appointment with a bowl and spoon, well…

He should take his own advice:

“If you have to eat shit, best not to nibble. Bite, chew, swallow, repeat. It goes quicker.”

And the nice thing is he doesn’t even have to wash the spoon first.


TO THE DEFENSE TEAM: DUMBFUCK LACKS THE RESOURCES TO WIN AND THE SELF-AWARENESS TO SURRENDER. SO BE IT. PLEASE DON’T LET HIM ESCAPE THE CONSEQUENCES OF HIS BAD ACTS THIS TIME.

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

17 thoughts on “A Reminder of How Wars End”

  1. That thing calling itself Bill Schmalfeldt is disgusting. It's hard to believe that he too is one of God's creatures. He thinks that eating s#*& is what was offered to keep his dignity intact, totally unaware of the fact that he hasn't had any dignity in decades.

    Though if he's trying to indicate that he's supposed to "eat s#*&" he should choose an image that doesn't look like an oddly shaped brownie sitting in uncooked brownie batter. The color is all wrong for excrement.

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    1. True. I heard he imports Slovenian horse shit and keeps a tub around for special occasions.

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    2. If self-described happy my wife died theMerryWidower was ever a child of God, it was many decades ago, and likely years before the fat freak reached the age of majority. The loathsome loser has instead chosen a path of depravity, perversion, viciousness, maliciousness, rage, threats, lies, and lashing out at any and all it can reach with its innate vileness -- including babies and toddlers.

      Just since I've had the misfortune to become aware of the grotesque ghoul's existence, I've noticed it target children, over and over and over again. The malignant monster threatened the children of the mom who wouldn't tell it whatever it wanted to hear from her; took action that could have resulted in real harm to the children of LS; placed a skull over the face of the C baby; photos of A's grandson, LG's daughter, and DE's disabled son; repeated mentions and descriptions of PG's disabled son, including some pretty horrible ones... and that's off the top of my head. If I took a minute to think about it, I'd probably come up with several more.

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  2. "It’s his own shit."

    This. This. A zillion times THIS.

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  3. So, once again, DUMBFUCK was offered a measure of mercy, mistook it for weakness, and decided to act as he thinks a tough guy would.

    You're fucked, Schmally. You're just too damned stupid to look up and see the falling anvil.

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  4. Is this real? The pathetic turd sniffer is attempting to negotiate a settlement with the world's worst lawyer. I think Kimberlin must be testing out Aaron using Bill (his patsy) to see how Aaron negotiates a settlement. Yes, Bill your Kimberlin's patsy, even that little person laughs at you like us.

    Seriously, Bill, you dumbfuck, it's emergency motion writing time. Your niece can write a declaration declaring you a jolly old dumbfuck and the judge will have sympathy.

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  5. Good lord, and he wonders why we are repulsed? And believe that he was the creator and proprietor of the blog he tried to claim was done by a zombie or lickspittle?!

    Phone, train station, trying to get ahead of the Giants fans.

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  6. More shit spews from the Canticle and Juniper Courts asshole
    https://twitter.com/SchmalfeldtRUs/status/723297419664879616

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  7. In the spirit of this post.... I'll just leave this here. 😉

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vNakzDdMdEY

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    1. bwahahahahaha

      Oh, that hit me hard... bwahahahaha

      As if there could be anything but a selfie... hahahaha ...as if anyone would choose to have anything to do with that loathsome loser... hahahaha

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