OHNOES!!! EVERYBODY SURRENDER!!

So if Judge Joseph has ordered this:

03-31- Order

And I have made special note that it fully replaces the original complaint…

What then should be made by the defense counsel of this (other than many, many billable hours)?

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That, my friends, is MASTERFUL LEGAL ARGUMENT SHOWING PROPER JURISDICTION AND VENUE BY POINTING TO A COMPLAINT WHICH NOW, BEFORE THE EYES OF THE COURT, DOES NOT EXIST.

And then there is the next sentence of the Order:

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“Schmalfeldt is nonetheless required to comply with the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure and the Local rules.  Going forward, I expect him to adhere to any relevant rules.”

I wonder if that includes not suing for [REDACTED – DON’T EDUCATE THE MONKEY. – PK]? Nah, that’s probably not going to be a problem at all.

But keep cranking out those hours, Aaron!  You too, SuperParalegal John Hoge!

This is a big win for Bill Schmalfeldt, and you really have your work cut out for you!

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

12 thoughts on “OHNOES!!! EVERYBODY SURRENDER!!”

  1. Shorter version: "Plaintiff is retarded, so we're gonna cut him some slack."

    Not exactly what I would want to be celebrating.

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  2. This was one of the expected possibilities of the outcome. The Judge, trying to be fair because a DUMBFUCK, admonishes the same DUMBFUCK to quit fucking around with FRCP and understand what he is doing.

    All this has done is delay the inevitable - DISMISSED with PREJUDICE.

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    1. The real pity is it happened at all - and of course, that such a grotesque ghoul inhabits the earth, wasting air and resources.

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  3. Someone was quite pissy about this process taking too long..who was that again?

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  4. The best thing about this latest is: now Billy is on such Ego High, that when the Judge finally dismisses the suit, and awards fees and sanctions to Aaron and Sarah & Eric, Billy will crash so hard, he will receive the Biggest Butthurt in his miserable life.
    Which is what a Masochist like Billy loves.

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  5. So BillQuixote is celebrating.

    Celebrating that he didn't get bitch-slapped into next Tuesday for fucking around with the Judaical system.

    Bring out the devils cake.

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  6. Two different versions of what this ruling reminded me of and how ND is reacting:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w9yAvrS7dc

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctirIlbRpTw

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  7. Fortunately Maling knows HTML. The man is a thousand mysteries.

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