I give you the definitive example of the weeping vagina:
Schmalfeldt, you are the biggest fucking pussy in the entire universe. I’m surprised you haven’t turned inside out and swallowed yourself by now.
The way you regard John Hoge, “paralegal” is the way the rest of the world regards Bill Schmalfeldt, “decent member of humanity.”
You need a punch in the throat more than anyone who has ever lived.
And before you finish your nightly bottle of Johnnie Walker and pass out in front of the toilet again tonight, the post will have more comments and likes than your entire blog.
Go beg some of your friends to come visit, you infected buttpimple.