Ladies and Gentlemen

I give you the definitive example of the weeping vagina:

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Schmalfeldt, you are the biggest fucking pussy in the entire universe.  I’m surprised you haven’t turned inside out and swallowed yourself by now.

The way you regard John Hoge, “paralegal” is the way the rest of the world regards Bill Schmalfeldt, “decent member of humanity.”

You need a punch in the throat more than anyone who has ever lived.

And before you finish your nightly bottle of Johnnie Walker and pass out in front of the toilet again tonight, the post will have more comments and likes than your entire blog.

Go beg some of your friends to come visit, you infected buttpimple.

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

20 thoughts on “Ladies and Gentlemen”

  1. Maybe self-titled happy my wife died theMerryWidower can add them to the list of Team Evil it begs to follow its ever-changing twitter account.

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  2. You people are the most black hearted, evil scum of the earth..leave my sister Gail outta all your bullshit! And you have NO idea who my brother-in-law is! He took Care of my sister with great love and care...so fuck off loosers

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    1. His hospice care is not the issue.
      Neither is Gail.

      And your brother-in-law is very much known.

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    2. Hey Nancy, if you really care about your brother-in-law, you should get with whoever you need to, to get him a psych evaluation for his own good.
      He has seriously lost his shit.

      Be Well.

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    3. I see our most recent commenter has all the education, manners, and eloquence that we associate with Witless Willie. It always impresses me to see someone who is so ignorant as to be unable to spell "out of" or "losers."

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      1. Hey there sweetheart, our coffins are all the same size...stay humble. You are not any better than me or anyone else....don't judge me, or anyone for that matter

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        1. But if we don't judge, how will we ever know whose sacred cow makes the best hamburger?

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        2. But I do judge you, whoever you are, and there is nothing you can do about it. Furthermore, it is demonstrable that I am better than you at spelling. Finally, I am not your sweetheart: I dislike vulgar, foul mouthed shrews.

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        3. Hey, Nancy, could you remind me again who it was that said "You people are the most black hearted, evil scum of the earth..leave my sister Gail outta all your bullshit! And you have NO idea who my brother-in-law is! He took Care of my sister with great love and care...so fuck off loosers?"

          That sounds just a little...I don't know...judgmental to me. What do you think?

          So did your DUMBFUCK brother-in-law who sent you to fight his battles for him teach you this "Rules for thee but not for me" crap, or did he get it from you?

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        4. Hey JeffM....heres one I'm quite sure you'll just love....Your a proper "Douchebag" rant over

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        5. Hi Nancy! I like to think that you mean well, and just don't understand what's actually going on, here. Here's a sample of Bill's erudite writing as "The Jovial One," so you can see the level of esteem he has for his family members:
          http://i.imgur.com/lGYDvZ0.jpg

          Isn't that lovely? If you think Bill's different, now, just look at his recent facebook status, where Bill couldn't help but mention that your sister was, at one time, well-accustomed to being used and abused by one-night-stand artists. And that's where Bill thinks he's being nice, expressing his undying love by bringing up how easy it was to get your sister into bed.

          Bill's been nasty to other people all over the internet for over a decade. He's been repeatedly suing people for returning some of that fire for several years. Bill's not a victim, he's a combatant, and he started every fight he's in. Bill only came crying to you, because he's losing.

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    4. He was doing internet battle while she died. Your brother in law is an epic Dumbfuck. Everything we know about him is what he told us. Oh, he's a big time oversharer too.

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  3. You say -

    And before you finish your nightly bottle of Johnnie Walker and pass out in front of the toilet again tonight

    I read -

    And before you finish consulting with Johnnie Walker Esquire and his paralegal Ralph

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  4. He took great care of her???

    Until her untimely passing Bill made her do the housework; cooking; be his driver; his delivery person; maid;etc; as he was too disabled.

    After she passed he now manages to do all these things himself.

    He posted\distributed multiple unflattering pictures of her including one in her hospital bed .

    If that is taking care of her, I am glad he didn't abuse her.

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    1. Actions speak louder than words....prove this to me, send me everything...my sister meant the world to me, and I will defend her honor to the utmost!!

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      1. No.

        Do what we all did.

        Find it yourself.

        You can probably find links to anything that fat sack of crap hasn't already deleted by doing what I suggested one of the other little girls he sent to do his fighting do:

        Start from the very beginning of this blog and read every word.

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  5. I had never mentioned Gail, but he posted a picture of my child, found on a decade-old, long forgotten website, and accused me, by my legal name and town of residence, of abusing her. He did this publicly on Twitter for the entire world to see. He had no evidence, other than a scar on my smiling child's arm.

    John Hoge has always been respectful of Gail, and yet your uncle used his wife's illness to attack him, at one point accusing him of causing her illness.

    And you wonder why some of those he has attacked and reviled for years aren't very nice to family, since he has NEVER been nice to ours?

    Oh, and you've seen how he refers to his daughter? http://i.imgur.com/lGYDvZ0.jpg

    Yeah, your uncle is a swell guy, and the entire rest of the world are just big ol' meanies. Right.

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