In case you haven’t noticed, DUMBFUCK – no one is actually standing up for YOU. They want your wife’s name left out of it.
It would have been easy to accomplish that if it weren’t for your penchant for making wives, children, boyfriends and employers fair game.
I mean, face it…if the commenters ‘nancy’ and ‘Rebecca tibbits’ were commenting on your blog, asking you to leave, oh let’s say Aaron Walker’s wife alone, we would already know both of these commenters’ addresses, phone numbers, real names, where they work,who they’re married to, who they’re divorced from, who they owe money to, the names and ages of their children, where those children go to to school, where every photograph of them online is posted, several of them would be photoshopped having sex with donkeys, and lawsuits would already be filed.
But that hasn’t happened, has it?
You’re the one who does that. You’re the one on the wrong side of the line.
How long do you think these”friends and family” of yours would continue to hide you under their skirts once a certain photograph showed up in their inboxes, attached to the original emails?
That might be FUN, don’t you think?
UPDATE – with thanks and a hat tip to commenter Loren below…I have been remiss in failing to mention that, if ‘nancy’ and ‘Rebecca tibbits’ were commenting on one of DUMBFUCK’S blogs as they have commented here, not only would all of their personal identifying information have been found, sorted, sifted, folded, spindled, mutilated and published in an attempt to intimidate these women into shutting up…
…so would the PII of approximately fifteen other people with similar names who just happened to show up a couple of entries higher in the Google search results. Because when Bill Schmalfeldt sets out to intimidate people into shutting up about his long history of Internet DUMBFUCKERY, he gets it wrong about 19 times out of 20.
Just ask Vinnie. Or Tom. Or Alison. Or Chris. Or Kyle. Or Eric. Or Lynn. Or Sara, Sarah or Sarrah. Or Rob. Or Roy. Or the other Roy. Or the third Roy. Or Howard or Aaron or Jerry.
OR ALL OF THEIR SPOUSES. Who are fair game, you see. Because Bill Schmalfeldt has rules. For thee. Not for he.
What ‘nancy’ and ‘Rebecca tibbits’ will eventually understand is that, as Bill Schmalfeldt’s Accurate Reflection, I am only playing his game, by HIS RULES, and thoroughly kicking his ass at it.
I won’t quit until after he does.