I feel so negligent at Knot having asked this very pertinent question previously:
Given DUMBFUCK Bill Schmalfeldt’s reasonably newly-minted status as a resident of Wisconsin, I wonder why, for this most recent and thus far most LULZY of LULZSuits, he has not retained the services of the heroic Oshkosh attorney Kathleen Fagin Diedrich?
After all, she was once a hero and a valuable if quickly burned source for his phony-baloney internet incestigative Jewmolest shenanigans.
Perhaps the long term memory got too joggled when the back of his head got stove in per that fine picture in his Twitter banner? Or maybe the brain-rotting qualities of excess amounts of WalMart brand mayonnaise took a similar toll.
We may never know why he doesn’t remember his attorney pal from Oshkosh, nor why the DUMB BASTARD didn’t hire her (except we all can separately answer that in one), but I think we can probably understand why he might have tried and failed.
He has already admitted that his reputation is ruined beyond saving (or words to that effect); Google is not DUMBFUCK’S friend.
Or maybe she already has a gig.