You know, I could do an epic takedown on DUMBFUCK’S entire post from this morning, but I’m a little busy right now.
I could say, yes, it’s fine that it acknowledges wrongdoing against MaryFrances Causey by photoshopping her onto a giant cock.
And I could also say good for a DUMBFUCK for apologizing. Except I have a feeling that DUMBFUCK remembers that apology about as accurately as it remembers its wife dying in its arms while it was glued to the internet battling evildoers and deleting comments, which is after all much more important. Unfortunately I have too much to do right now.
I could also point out that the photo that DUMBFUCK sent to Scott Hinckley’s wife’s business email address where it was probably seen by six to ten people, none of whom at ever met or even heard of DUMBFUCK prior to that day, before being forwarded to God only knows whom, was an EXTRAORDINARILY STUPID THING TO DO. But I’ve done that previously, so why bother? I might also ask of a DUMBFUCK who says “but Mrs. Hinckley seemed like a nice lady who would understand,” HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW? I could just as easily say that DUMBFUCK’S late wife seemed like an enabler for a narcissistic sociopath with an inferiority complex and deep-seated Oedipal issues, but HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW? I would never say that.
I could suggest to a DUMBFUCK that now that its wife has passed away, it should just drop the pretense of having some noble motive for its abnormal attentions toward the Stranahan family. I would tell it that there is not a single person on Earth who believes a word DUMBFUCK says about it. There is only DUMBFUCK who believes, and I don’t think anyone would classify it as a human being, so we can’t count that. But like I said. Too busy.
Me? My motives are not noble. I have never pretended they are. I would not tell anyone they are. My motives are exactly the same as DUMBFUCK’s motives, pointed in the opposite direction. What was it he said? “If I have hurt anyone unintentionally, my apologies. If I meant to hurt you, I hope it hurts like a mother fucker. Yes.”
I don’t think DUMBFUCK wants to stand by that. In fact, I am 100% sure it will soon be scrambling for a rationalization for that FUCKING BALDFACED LIE.
If you are not a fan of his voice, skip the audio and go direct to the transcript. I have helpfully omitted all of the annoying verbal tics and crutches that so destroy his otherwise mellifluous baritone. /sarcasm
Hi, this is a call for Michael William Palmer. My name is Bill Schmalfeldt, I‘m calling from St. Francis, Wisconsin. Interesting that you’ve still got Sarah on your answering machine there. The reason I’m calling is, I need a bit of information. Sarah Palmer is one of the people harassing me. And I need to verify some information about her. I’m not trying to get anybody in trouble, I‘m just trying to get the harassment to stop. I see where she’s living in Reidsville, North Carolina now, she has three different personae, as Ashtera, as Sheeple Rage and now she’s a Dread Pirate Zombie or one thing or another. She’s still a member of the SCA, only now it’s in the Atlantia Kingdom. If you could give me a call back, sir, my phone number is 414-249-43xx. And this’ll be the only time I bother you, if you’d rather not get involved in any of this I understand, but I’m just trying to get to the bottom of who this is that is harassing me. Thank you very much. Bye-bye.
So, you DUMBFUCK MONKEY: While you’re doing this:
and trying to UNFUCK YOURSELF by finding some bullshit website that will reproduce that transcript WITH ALL THE VERBAL CRUTCHES…
…keep in mind I have the other message too.