30 thoughts on “Self Awareness Fail”

  1. Oh, I'm sure WJJH can see his wife from where he sits blogging about every mortifying detail of her suffering to bring attention to himse- - - oh, wait, that was self-described HappyMyWifeDied TheMerryWidower.

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    1. Most likely, he was referring to Lulzsuit III, the most humiliating of his defeats and the one he likes talking about least.

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        1. It was, quite frankly, one of the most incredible things I'd ever seen.

          Since most countries don't operate like the United States, I decide to read the actual rule on diversity the morning William's abortion came online. It took me, no kidding, three minutes to figure out the precise dimensions of his doom.

          The best part? Multiple people told him so in public! But would he listen? Nope!

          Even if he didn't refer to Oliver Wendell Jones in a case filing, I'd still call him that because of that glorious, glorious fuck-up.

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      1. Then, of course, there's the "I was told that spelling didn't count in a lulzsuit" filing.

        http://i.imgur.com/A73EZhE.jpg

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      2. And who could forget the "I'll impress the judge by threatening violence against the defendant" lulzsuit?

        http://i.imgur.com/8yJG6Em.jpg

        Law students will be studying his work for centuries to come.

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      3. Without educating the DUMBFUCK, I think it's fair to say that he has set himself up for the greatest fail ever and he'll never see it coming. The impending ramp up of monkey dancing, victory proclamations, and fantastic posturing blog posts will just add to the meltdown of all schmeltdowns when the Judge comes back with, "Yeah, Mr. Schmalfeldt, I hear you, but no."

        Someone needs to hold a lulz class three times a week until the doom clock expires so that everyone who wants to watch is properly trained. Be sure to consult with your doctor before attempting any lulz training programs. Almost think HZIC needs to have a disclaimer on this site.

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      4. I'd suggest that he is referring to ALL of his legal outings. 😀

        He's still on about my teeth. Usually when he keeps harping on a percieved physical defect in one of his "enemies", it means he's sensitive about that same thing in himself. A quick bit of googling, and it seems that few of his photos show his teeth. Make of that what you will.

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      5. Bill lashes out at his imperfections has more to do with his own self-esteem. When you're subservient to your brother and mother in such a humiliating way as Bill was growing up, you can't help but lash out when others have more in life. Pretty sad, but, you know Bill can't see he has a problem. He needs to face his demons with professional help.

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      6. Exactly. If he didn't (at least subconsiously) view his weight as an issue, he wouldn't go on about everyone else's extra poundage. He fusses about others' intellects because someplace deep down he knows his isn't that great. Etc., etc., etc.. And since he can only feel good about himself if he's the best, he has to make others seem worse so that to himself he looks good by comparison.

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        1. I have the sadz because now I'm a mere "pie boy" like John's son, whereas I used to carry the unique moniker of 'Thurston'.

          No matter my name, I'm still waiting at the door for the postal inspectors. Hasn't it been a year or so by now?

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  2. This is why I sometimes think Hoge and Krendler worry a little overmuch about 'educating the monkey'. Because as near as I can tell, he is UTTERLY convinced that 'his intellect is superior'. That truly, he is a smartey man (spelling intentional).

    This isn't based off his courtroom failures alone. It's based off his inability to track people (in one case, someone using their OWN NAME and having a link to their blog in their handle!), and his inability to recognize 'honeypot' tactics even when the tactics aren't concealed! I mean, if you put out a ball-peen hammer, with the phrase 'Brain Improver' crudely written the handle, within ten minutes he'd be hitting himself in the head with it!

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    1. I think that is worth a try... Can we get a customized Brain Improver delivered to Wisconsin, STAT?

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  3. I Would think that with all the dancing imminent on the horizon he would be in the market for appropriate protection for his delicate testepedes:

    http://shopbuy.org/image/9d284204b07d4fd31fa7644c098c22d3.html

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  4. You say the theme of the post is Self Awareness Fail?

    "I find few things in life more irritating than stupid people who think they’re smart."

    A-hahahahahahahaha!

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      1. It's a wonder that the Fatass doesn't implode into a singularity of stupid.

        Last night's post was a self-awarness fail of epic proportions.

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