I can’t wait to see the beautiful butterfly that emerges this time!
How do you think DUMBFUCK will rework his web presence? I think we will see
- A brand-new podcast with old, crappy music in the public domain;
- Tone deaf social satire with no connection to anything going on in society today;
- A new website that won’t focus on Lickspittles or Zombies because that is no longer important (for about two days, maybe three);
- New and improved references to all things alimentary;
- Racism, sexism, homophobia and religious bigotry;
- Helpful tips on how to be a stupid old widower with Parkinson’s disease, zero friends, and crispy fingertips from perpetually touching hot stoves;
- Scooter maintenance tales;
- The joys of Peapod membership;
- How to spot the creepy liar in the mirror;
- Spaetzle recipes; and
- Witty repartee with the voices in your head.
How do you think his transformation will turn out?