Oh, Boy!  REBRANDING In Progress!

I can’t wait to see the beautiful butterfly that emerges this time!

How do you think DUMBFUCK will rework his web presence?  I think we will see

  • A brand-new podcast with old, crappy music in the public domain;
  • Tone deaf social satire with no connection to anything going on in society today;
  • A new website that won’t focus on Lickspittles or Zombies because that is no longer important (for about two days, maybe three);
  • New and improved references to all things alimentary;
  • Racism, sexism, homophobia and religious bigotry;
  • Helpful tips on how to be a stupid old widower with Parkinson’s disease, zero friends, and crispy fingertips from perpetually touching hot stoves;
  • Scooter maintenance tales;
  • The joys of Peapod membership;
  • How to spot the creepy liar in the mirror;
  • Spaetzle recipes; and
  • Witty repartee with the voices in your head.

How do you think his transformation will turn out?


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

32 thoughts on “Oh, Boy!  REBRANDING In Progress!”

  1. He usually disappears just before doing something either monumentally stupid or hilarious. And yes, embrace the power of AND here.

    1. In a universe where "doing good" is defined as "layabout government teat-sucking," maybe.....

  2. I think and honestly believe Bill who has been struggling with this issue for decades ever since his days in Japan will finally rebrand himself into the person he really is, a woman trapped in a man's body. Bill will rebrand himself and become the next Caitlyn Jenner and transition into a glowing and beautiful woman slightly on the plump side with hairy big boobs. Bill, my friend, if Bruce can do it you can too.

      1. http://i.imgur.com/g6fHjt8.jpg

        Oh, how I hope that William tries claiming copyright on this one.

        Besides, it's backed up.

      1. No doubt, Dog.... although he is such a soggy Vagoo he wouldn't go through with it.

      2. Yeah, and Dear Cousin would probably screw it up, flinch when he pulled the shotgun trigger with his toe, and manage to blow his jaw off, or some other non-fatal-but-horrifying fuck-up.

        Eh, waddayagonnado?

  3. Hey Paul. I was going to make the tip jar chime, but it seems to take only PayPal. Is there an alternative?


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